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Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
imagine a burger saying this haha
I calculated the size of the Land of Ooo
Everything in this post is derived from a single line spoken by BMO during Imaginary Resources. When Finn asks BMO to perform a search for Susan, BMO reports that she is “32.7 miles east of here”. At this time, Finn and BMO are on Better Reality Island and Susan is on the abandoned Hub Island.
So first things first, we need to establish which islands are which. Here is a handy map (drawn by Alva during Mysterious Island) on which I have annotated the islands according to the following evidence:
The island in the southwest is the first island Alva draws, which means it is reasonable to assume that this is their current location, Back-to-Nature Island. Additionally, this is the furthest island from the mainland, so it makes sense that it would be the last one the humans attempted to colonise. For similar reasons, the northeast island is most likely Founders’ Island. This also most closely resembles the island on the transport ship’s chart seen in The Invitation. This means the remaining two islands are Better Reality Island and Hub Island, and we already know that Hub Island is to the east of Better Reality Island thanks to BMO’s statement.
In Imaginary Resources, Finn and Jake arrive in the south of BR Island from Back-to-Nature Island. By re-orientating the above map and overlaying it onto the transport’s navigation map from The Invitation, I can draw a straight east-west line between the south of Better Reality Island and the north of the abandoned Hub Island, where Susan is waiting on the beach in Hide and Seek. As BMO said, these two points are 32.7 miles apart, which I’ve rounded to 30 for the sake of simplicity.
That extra sticky-out bit on Founders’ Island is probably a result of Alva’s poor cartography skills. Alternatively, it could be an artificial extension to the island which was not built until after Alva left.
Now, it becomes possible to calculate any other distance between two points in Ooo. Here’s the official map of the Land of Ooo (taken from The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia) with the calculated distance key added:
In the raw image, one mile is equal to five pixels, but Tumblr’s compression will probably cause that to be different on your end. Here’s a link to the raw image in case you want to make your own measurements.
Here are some measurements I took:
The width of the Land of Ooo, from easternmost point to westernmost point of the mainland, is about 280 miles (450 km).
The height of the continent, from the tip of the Ice Kingdom to the southernmost point of the Desert Lands, is about 240 miles (390 km)
The distance from the Tree Fort to the Candy Kingdom is about 46 miles (74 km). Finn and Jake must make use of Jake’s shapeshifting to make the journey in a reasonable amount of time.
The distance from the Tree Fort to the Ice Kingdom is about 28 miles (45 km).
The distance from the Tree Fort to the Fire Kingdom is about 100 miles (160 km).
The distance from the coast of Ooo to Founders’ Island is about 210 miles (340 km). Assuming a good speed of 5 knots, it would take a sailboat like the Sugar Spit about 36 hours to make the journey, although the Sugar Spit obviously got a boost from Whipple.
Just for fun, here’s a quick comparison showing the Land of Ooo alongside the US and the UK:
There are rounding errors at every stage, so don’t use this as absolute precise proof of the size of the Land of Ooo.
This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while, and it was good fun. Hope you enjoyed.
Is nine inch nails kpop
No, is screamo.
Can I get a second opinion on this
It's kpop
Yeah that sounds right
my friend is very confident and free and i always want to know how she does it so once i asked her and she just said “the only difference between me and you is that when people treat you badly you think it’s because there’s something wrong with you but when people treat me badly i think there’s something wrong with them.” scalped
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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
I’m crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.
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You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.
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There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters
“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying
“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.
hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters “The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.
And the fourth type, which is, “I dunno, but it sure ain’t a deer.” Which implies complete confusion about what the creature could be, to the point that even a person as comfortable in this world as someone who would use the word ain’t unironically is uncertain, which should horrify you to the deepest depths of your soul.
one that i particularly enjoyed was the ‘nonesuch’, a beast which when you see it your brain convinces you ‘nope, no way that shit is real’. on some level it becomes less real after having been seen by someone who disbelieves its existence as well
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May I propose the additional type of “that’s definitely a deer but deer are much more fucked up than previous realized”, because turning the corner on a trail and having half a dozen deer suddenly turn and look up from eating Thier companion’s remains is a special kind of spooky.
My sisters cat blessing me with a boop.
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suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it
a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland
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