I Cried At Spaceballs.

Jar jar Binks is my boyfriend and I luv Star Trek. Also all about the necessary things in life: DnD, doges, lasagna, dumb boys, & smooth jazz.

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[footgoose]

WHEN UR EYES ARE BROWN

[onlytwitterpics]

[sexanax]

[acoolguy]

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

[crazydiamonds]

u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[footgoose]

Some1 d8 me

-I’m loyal & wont fuk w/ other guys -I’m funny or do things that r funny -I’m cute -I like dogs, DnD, Star Wars, deathstroke, comics, music, and some other cool things -I believe led zep is a band of gods -I am really good at makin breakfast foods -I’m p understanding - I rlly wanna shower some1 in my luv and be able to make cute gifts and tell some1 how happy they make me

[princesconsuela]

[willow]

mood

[glassbonespaperskin]

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention

[tiawnasauras]

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

[hannibalism]

[tiawnasauras]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[stability]