don't be afraid to 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶

even the iron still fears the rot

[dyqe]

not to flex on john lennon but im alive

[calllynx]

The shape of love

[calllynx]

This is on paper btw

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

[tfemflightinstructor]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[crimewave420]

have you gotten pussy for being tumblr famous?

[loiswasadevil]

Its a meme to some but it's genuinely fucking endearing and I've never even heard the original, i wasn't sure if this was an original-- but I just keep listening to it over and over. I love it. Thank you.

[dyqe]

pussy got me feelin like a brazilian bucks when i put my coxinha

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[typhlonectes]

[the-mighty-nappa]

this is what you all get for halloween. enjoy the static slurp

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[dogpuppy]

[shopkeeper]

if your water breaks… i will fix it.

[shopkeeper]

no... i will be the best wife wolf... nothing stands in my way anymore...

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[hungwy]

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

she’s making eye contact with the moon again