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not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪
literally the bill provides a penalty of $250k and a minimum of 20 years for *using a vpn to access a website*. the list of banned websites can be updated at any time be an unelected appointee with no oversight or warning or even public announcement
It’s bad, like, really bad. Fortunately, it’s only been introduced to the Senate, and hasn’t been voted on yet. There’s still plenty of time to contact your representatives!
(Also, if you want to check out exactly how bad it is, you can read the bill here:
Summary of S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act
Dear People of Tumblr,
I don’t know if you heard the news when it dropped, but I left the sunny island of Clawland in the rearview mirror a few months ago and stepped into a role back here at Tumblr as Chief Officer of Merchandising and Physical Engineering. I’ve been sharing my wares over at my Emporium, and more importantly, you’ve been buying!
Things have been going so darn well that last night, I had plenty of time to reflect on how far I’ve come. No blockers in my way, KPIs going through the roof, everyone happy with their new mugs and pins and tshirts, and me at the head of it all… everything’s coming up Brick, right?
But one thing about merchandising is, well, it’s fun, and creative… but there isn’t much clicking. Brick Misses Clicks!
I thought about how dang popular my little crabby friends were on the dashboard when I was away. Spawning like crazy! There’s no denying it: you kids love those crabs. You’re even spending cold hard cash sending them to each other.
So, the question was: how to combine that kind of clicktastic feature you know and love, with something new? Something FRESH?
And then, it hit me!
🦀🐛🧀👻🐴🍪!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I hereby announce that I’m taking temporary leave of my position at the Emporium in order to jump teams and become Tumblr’s Chief Reactions Officer.
Beginning today, you’ll be able to SLAM those react buttons at the bottom of every Tumblr post to express your emotions. On the web at least. Not in the mobile apps. (I’m a budget whiz, but not that much of a whiz.)
And listen, this is short notice. I haven’t slept all night, putting this together, ever since the idea struck me while stargazing and reflecting on my life and choices. So the actual reactions available to use are limited for now. They were actually just the most recently used emojis in my phone.
But I just know you’ll love them anyway. Because they come from me, BRICK!
Yours clickfully,
Brick Whartley Chief Reactions Officer Chief Officer of Merchandising and Physical Engineering (On Leave)
YOU CANT STOP THESE TITS, JACK!
her name is Elevators
Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020
/// Y E A R 1 : A G U A R D I A N R I S E S
/// Y E A R 2 : T H E T A K E N K I N G
/// Y E A R 3 : R I S E O F I R O N
/// Y E A R 4 : T H E R E D W A R
/// Y E A R 5 : F O R S A K E N
/// Y E A R 6 : S H A D O W K E E P
/// Y E A R 7 : B E Y O N D L I G H T
/// Y E A R 8 : T H E W I T C H Q U E E N
/// Y E A R 9 : L I G H T F A L L
/// Y E A R 1 0 : T H E F I N A L S H A P E
Yes, it was time for that meme again :>
franka didnt pull a prank on anyone today, good for her!
I read that as dual wedding and i had to
lets give them a proper skyrim marriage
i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls
And a disaster for the discussion of non-anime TV shows in fandom.
"Cool-down episodes" aren't filler.
*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...
they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
Whatever
thats not a bong thats a bing
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works for me!
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