Samuale The Average

My blog went from memes and fluffy stuff to problematic in .5 seconds | like soda, my gender is fluid and I’m just bubbling to talk about it | Fanfiction requests are open

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

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leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

[goblinbong-deactivated20201020]

merry christmas

[sickchickadee]

@kataramov

[elsaspants]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS, DONNÉ 😭😩

[astarionight]

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

[tifamex]

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

[astarionight]

OH.

[uldren-sov]

Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish Lesson 1

[kitkatpurrpurr]

@killapunk

[killapunk]

Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017

[defydamage]

Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2018

[hustlerose]

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

[ticknicforthepicnic]

I gotta clean this place up

[ticknicforthepicnic]

boi! do i love my girlfriend Brooke Lohst!

[sunsetswild]

I saw Be More Chill yesterday, the theater is microscopic, everyone is really close together and security is strict. Sorry to say guys but I don’t think you kids are getting a bootleg

[ticknicforthepicnic]

it’s too late

we do

[woildismyerster]

I would kill somebody for a full bootleg of BMC with Will Roland.

I would also be willing to marry somebody for that bootleg.

Whichever is more effective.

[wetcoffeejpg]

give me a will roland as jeremy heere bmc bootleg or give me death

[ticknicforthepicnic]

"Everything was going to shit: my phone was at 14% and I didn't have a charger, we were out of tuna sandwiches, I was already five minutes late, and I still didn't know who to take to the park with me. A small eldritch frog hopped up next to me and suggested what sounded like, "ticknicforthepicnic!" What a great idea!"

amazing

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[falling--for--30--minutes]

pls do one

[bell-boi]

Oh?

[parasiticbrainworm]

please?

[setheverman]

okay so what’s the mood for june?

[ticknicforthepicnic]

Idk, I’m just done, but it’s pride, so it’s chill

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[massive-muscle-freaks-deactivat]

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

[hypnoticsymbiosis]

Ditto

[fairyfuckablefrats]

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

[gaylatex724-deactivated20180529]

Buh bye, no thanks

[buggyeyes]

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[ilytz-deactivated20180723]

[mukuharakazui]

@gaycappy2 @lesbiannastasia

[masscontroversy]

I unmuted it expecting Megalovania or some other shit

[races-erster]

I don’t know if y’all know this, but I love Racetrack Higgins with my entire heart

[chief-admin-tomas-mcdowell]

Sorry, I panicked -Sam(Dustin OOC)

Ooc: u good boo. I found it funny to be honest.

[ticknicforthepicnic]

I’m remaking my account right now, I’ll be back shortly