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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
I’ve recently started studying animal science at college. Here are a few favourite things I have heard…
“Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for my cats”
“I’m sorry but I do not understand why this plastic glove is arm length…ohhhh”
“Ferrets are just flesh slinkies”
“Guys can you hold fire for a bit, the giant lizard has escaped, we can’t find him”
“I need to teach you guys about welfare but honestly the first 8 slides of this powerpoint are pictures of my dog that I think are cute”
“I think my favourite boob is my left one, it has a cute freckle on it”
“Is it dead?” “Chris its still breathing, how the hell are you even on this course?”
“Thats an impressive amount of nipples”
“HE IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. THE APE. NOT ME”
“Is…is there supposed to be a giant lizard behind the table or?”
“What are those?” “Guinea pig tiddies”
“And so the giant african land snails life consists of eating and moving occasionally to retrieve more food… quite like myself… ha ha ha, please give me a pass”
“I cant cope, I’m up to my knees in assignments” “You only have 1 assignment though” “well i am very short”
“Good news, the giant lizard is safley back in the enclosure” “miss… the enclosures door is open”
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The sky outside the window was changing rapidly from deep, velvety blue to cold, steely gray and then, slowly, to pink shot with gold.
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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.
So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?
Well I have a new hero.
Her whole wikipedia article is gold
“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”
“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“
“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”
“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”
“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”
“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”
“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”
“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”
I love this woman.
WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.
This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.”
She is my absolute favorite.
This is great! I’d love a film about her.
Taken with my iPhone.
holy shit that’s insane
shark boy and lava girl
the planets aren’t in gatorade anymore but my life still sucks????
Is this from Harry Potter’s divination paper
date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them
hi… ever heard of… bpd…?
hi… ever heard of… not excusing your own abusive behaviors on account of mental illness…?
When a Slytherin gets complimented
Person: *Compliments them*
Slytherin: I know.
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Hufflepuff: *Compliments them*
Slytherin: *Incomprehensible squeaks*
back before the monsters came to life. now they’re nominated for a VMA 😊
get your votes in
Unfollow me if you make fun of trans people’s pronouns or their identity
And unfollow me if you think it’s acceptable to misgender them just because you don’t like them as a person.
thank you for sacrificing followers to fight for me and many like me.