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I'm that weird guy you're not supposed to like. No Minors. 24/M

[adeles]

#2020 mood

[littlelovelykitten]

If I'm not your princess do not refer to me as such

[onelittlekingdom]

Names like Daddy, Mommy, Prince, Princess, little girl, and little boy are names that are generally earned within the community. Opening with these titles is bad form. I tend to call subs respectful titles like little Miss or little sir, and fellow Doms things like good Sir, or good Ma'am. Leading with respect, and earning familiarity, are not unique to the realm of BDSM. 🌹

[games-for-gamers]

Well apparently RDR2’s dev didn’t work on the game enough

[concerao]

Laughed so hard at this

[cliquesx]

OH FUCK! SHIT HAD ME WEAK!!! 😂😂😂😂

[itsbroham]

I am on the FUCKING floor

[frolicious]

[diaperdlittledude-deactivated20]

Where are all my ABDLs who…

Were born this way? Or…

Developed it from being diapered as a kid?

Were put in diapers as a baby but never feel you really left them?

Stole diapers from the babysitter?

Wondered as a young kid why the hell do I want to wear diapers?

Taped baby diapers together so they’d fit?

Ordered goodnites samples in the mail and intercepted them before your family?

Got driver’s license and were terrified to buy your first, second, third and every pack of the pharmacy depends or attends?

Would visit ABY.com and dailydiapers.com every day?

Would have to find creative places, sometimes outside, to store your diapers?

Would get disgusted that you were into such a strange thing and threw away everything?

Struggled with how the hell do I tell a partner that I like to wear diapers and struggle with explaining why?

Have had a partner throw it in your face during an argument?

Wish that there was more research in this area so we have something, anything tangible to prove our normalcy?

Don’t necessarily view it as a sexual kink or fetish?

Being ABDL was never an easy road. You are not alone.

[welshedl-deactivated20180924]

Crazy how relatable that is!

[littlegirlsdad]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE INTO DIAPER PLAY

[messyabdlcassie]

Hello everyone! I am trying to get an accurate number of people who are into diaper play! We all have that one thought of how many of us are out there! SO PLEASEEEE REBLOG! If you even thought about it or wear once in a while just REBLOG so we can get an accurate number 😘

[littlegirlsdad]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE INTO DIAPER PLAY

[messyabdlcassie]

Hello everyone! I am trying to get an accurate number of people who are into diaper play! We all have that one thought of how many of us are out there! SO PLEASEEEE REBLOG! If you even thought about it or wear once in a while just REBLOG so we can get an accurate number 😘

[tiger-stripearino]

I was doing alright until I had a job interview and (likely) screwed it up.

[awwww-cute]

My wife looves giraffes, so when we first started dating, I took her to her first close up experience with one. This is still one of my favorite photos of her - it was pure bliss, followed by buckets of happy tears. (Source: https://ift.tt/2mrt2ub)

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[tiger-stripearino]

I'm having a bad night but I don't want to trouble anyone.

[littlegirluniversity-deactivate]

Can we all just talk about how much dating sucks in 2018?

Like honestly. Its fuckin rough.

[tiger-stripearino]

Things could be worse, you could be me.

[shoutoutaday]

shoutout to the nintendo gamecube

[tiger-stripearino]

Your favorite song/lyrics at the moment?

Learning to Fly by Tom Petty

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[alix-the-gamer]

@foxythenyancat1967

[bedcorpse]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[fiyhi]

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

[bedcorpse]

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

[thecarrisonfiles]

Awwwww

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[madlori]

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

[losethehours]

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry

[grenade-maid]

My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says

“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”

[estebanwaseaten]

From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:

“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was. 

So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter. 

As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’ 

So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”

HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes

[trans-goblins]

Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed