[blackarachnya]

theyre putting gasoline in mcflurries now

[birdinthecage]

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Katzenjammer // Hey Ho (On the Devil’s Back)

Lord, I’m only human

I’m tired and I wanna go home.

Let me ride on the devil’s back,

But save my soul, save my soul.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I am in your military wife's home putting the chicken back in the freezer after she asked your son to take it out in order to sow seeds of discord and chaos in your family structure

[albertnatural]

one thing they don’t tell you about tumblr is you gotta look out for the spike traps

[ur-bones-are-wet-deactivated202]

Yeah man, it's a problem. A little more about it under the cut, i don't wanna clog your dash.

Gotcha bitch

[tigerscreed]

people are so goddamn bold nowadays. just come on in and say anything, why don’t ya.

[theocseason4]

Mmm blood

ok let’s not start the day like this

[coughloop]

[tigerscreed]

woke up and sleep had it’s claws in me enough that it took me four times to count the hours i’d been out. kept saying eleven instead of seven cause it rhymed.

[runninghell-deactivated20211019]

im so tired of the 🥺 emoji im going to make you feel pain youve never felt before

[iminthetunnels]

[chickenfarmersan]

[chickenfarmersan]

[wizardjpeg]

living deliriously

[fightingeagle]

Are you still in the sinkhole?

[wizardjpeg]

yes i am still in the sinkhole

[pathologising]

why cant I just bite people when they piss me off like what's the fucking issue here

[tigerscreed]

i’m not even doing anything, but if you want i can make that statement warranted.

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[tigerscreed]

sudden sniffing death syndrome is one of those conditions that sounds funnier than it is, but spontaneous human combustion is exactly what it goddamn sounds like.

[tigerscreed]

[ hello everyone ive been reading sabretooth’s comics chronologically and now i have brain damage ]