ALL YOU CAN EAT

a collection of neato

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[192929020202020]

“fool quail (for its behavior)” ok… rude

[junk-thunder]

eat apples to charge up your apples meter, then press the [apples] button to execute a deadly apples combo!

[sapphling]

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[demilypyro]

I hope gta6 flops I hope rockstar goes under I hope it kills the AAA industry as it currently exists and stigmatizes the concept of ever-increasing development costs in pursuit of ever-bigger games for years to come and we enter a golden age of low budget game development as consumers flock to playing indie games

[demilypyro]

[spoonfight7]

Apparently

[himejoshi-doll]

[enki2]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[dailycatsblog]

[fightingeagle]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[yellbug]

modesty

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[evilvillain123456789]

your lack of ritual consciousness has caused billions of microcurses to accumulate in your energetic biome