being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you
Who has the greentext where it goes “post hands? I work on planes” and its the most emaciated skeletal hand on a human being and someone just goes
“on flying saucers?”
A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"
"He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man" I couldn't begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like "Is he the blond one" I'd be like "idk he's the one who most looks like he should die"
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He brought his own snack from home
the witcher + text posts (1/?)
It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor
Dudes wrote it.
part 23 star wars as my text conversations
ill tag the rest later but one of them is my pinned post
thots on horses?
I think those are called cowboys
Someone tagged this Geralt of Rivia and I want you to know I'm kissing you directly on your forehead rn
fennec is so funny she’s like i owe my life to this guy and i’m going to serve at his side and keep him safe. and the best way i can do that is by telling him how much all of his decisions suck. and boba is even funnier because he’s genuinely like cool thanks i respect that do u wanna hear about my backstory exposition nightmares
Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.
i feel seen
pedro steps out every day wearing the fifth grader plaid shorts with one of the 6 battered ratty tee shirts in his closet and he’s serving cunt it’s vogue it’s chic it’s art nouveau
I think jaskier would rummage around in geralt's bags and look at all his potions and stuff while he's off hunting and geralt would come back and freak out like "no jaskier don't drink that it's deadly for humans!" and jaskier would go "lol no its not i've already had three" and that's how they find out jaskier isn't human
Not to act all high and mighty but if someone kept trying to trick me into taking my meds by hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter I wouldn't really for it more than like 3 or 4 times maximum
CHEESE?
*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsnffsniff*
CHEESE?
We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad
people really get on this site and say anything
Are you mad at me