Life Trash

23 • Sweden

[depsidase]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[etriva]

from The Memory Palace, by Nate DiMeo

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[alchemistdoctor]

Howl Pendragon

[anarchistmemedistro]

[saviourkingslut]

yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it

[officecyborg]

[bobfloydsbabe]

this blog stands with palestine

[tildaharoldsegna]

Swedish commentator on Germany: it’s like something cypress could send

And he’s not wrong

[theconcealedweapon]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[divorceddadrock]

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

Today I got to say out loud “I am recommending that we do not press charges because they apologized, nobody was hurt, and it was objectively very funny” and contractually speaking that is the absolute most I can say on the matter, but suffice it to say I am in fact living the dream

[teamrocketgender]

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[pangur-and-grim]

read a book review where someone said "I didn't like X character so I skipped all their chapters. really wish this book had [thing present in X character's chapters]."

and.......I guess that's fine because we're all free citizens in this beautiful world, but I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know you could just skip chapters.

[pangur-and-grim]

I think it’s the fact that they rated this book that threw me so much. because they gave it a low rating and said “I wish we’d learned more about Y character’s family” BUT WE DID! IT WAS IN THE CHAPTERS THEY SKIPPED! I’M GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM

[ariaste]

LMAOOOOO welcome to Being an Author. One time I got a goodreads review on A Taste of Gold and Iron which said it "didn't have any worldbuilding in it" never mind the fact that it's a second-world fantasy and this setting is inspired by the Ottoman Empire and has matrilineal inheritance which means they have three different words for "father" and a maternal uncle is more important than any of those, and they've got a two-god religion which explicitly influences some of the characters' choices and perspectives and part of this religion involves basically doing therapy with a temple priest, and that's not to mention all the countries and languages mentioned, or the magic system where some people get sort of a psychic synaesthesia when they touch metals --

no worldbuilding in this bad boy tho

[mlembug]

the literature equivalent of those "I replaced half of the ingredients with others and the cake turned out bad" cooking comment sections