The Boy Who Never

If you're thinking, then you aren't drunk enough.

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So that went well. I hope.

Well, now I’m just wounded and insulted. Enjoy the silence, I’m going to talk to people who appreciate me for more than just my fuzzy blankets and food!

I — I’m afraid I don’t understand. You should be used to my insults by now… Er, sorry?

#i got nothing #this is depressing #SO DEPRESSING

Was that an apology? Yes!! I actually have learned something from this Godforsaken school! Oh, and I was just kidding. Don't worry yourself too much there, kiddo.

So that went well. I hope.

Tim Tams are a food, but alright then. I suppose I’m Tim Tim then. Kiddo. Aw, d’you miss me? I thought you only used me for my fuzzy blankets and food!

Never heard of ‘em. I didn’t miss you, I just don’t like silence. Which seems to be the only thing going on in your apartment nowadays. No, I am only using your for your fuzzy blankets and food, don’t get the wrong idea now, Tim Tim.

#whut!?#i got no such message #and you did!?#guh stop it #that was not gorgeous #you did such a good job

Well, now I'm just wounded and insulted. Enjoy the silence, I'm going to talk to people who appreciate me for more than just my fuzzy blankets and food!

So that went well. I hope.

Quite contrary, dear maiden, I do love Shakespeare wholeheartedly. I shant ever grow old of his magnificent writing, as it is appealing to mine eye. However as a man of variety, I must separate myself from his many works.

willa-fickle

Thy words speak truth. Thine…. thou… uh…. okay I have to stop, I don’t know that much Shakespeare. Don’t hate me too much.

#KAREN #STOP #WITH YOUR FACE

Nah, it's fine! It's all I've lived, breathed, and sweat for months, it's shocking I don't talk Shakespearean in regular conversation by this point. Mine name is Tim Steller, fair maiden, and it is simply a pleasure.

So that went well. I hope.

Ouch, that wounds me kiddo. Again with the nicknames? I was expecting Tim Tam or something.

Tim Tam? What the fuck, did you think I have a speech impediment or something? Jesus, it really has been a while since we’ve talked. What happened, Tim Tim? I hardly see you anymore and we freaking live together.

#omg stop we're perfect #also i sent in the theo bio thing....late #oops #sorry bout that

Tim Tams are a food, but alright then. I suppose I'm Tim Tim then. Kiddo. Aw, d'you miss me? I thought you only used me for my fuzzy blankets and food!

So that went well. I hope.

Auditioning for the Book of Mormon actually wasn’t too bad. Definitely a nice break from all this Shakespearean stuff at school, that’s for sure.

willa-fickle

Doth thou not like the wit and wisdom of Shakespeare?

Quite contrary, dear maiden, I do love Shakespeare wholeheartedly. I shant ever grow old of his magnificent writing, as it is appealing to mine eye. However as a man of variety, I must separate myself from his many works.

This is going to sound ridiculously rude, but damn you must be loaded. Not saying that it’s much cheaper in the East Village, but that’s where dorms are so…

I hear that a lot, but no, my parents are loaded. I’m just here having money by association. I’m not usually picky where I get my food from though, food is food, as long as I can eat it.

Either you have money or your parents do, I know the deal. Heard the story a billion times before in NYU. Nice to see you're pretty down to earth though, it's pretty refreshing!

eve-mires-deactivated20120805

Are you an aspiring Broadway performer too?

Uh, kind of. I’m a Tisch student, so I don’t know if it can be called aspiring.

I’m in the chorus of Chicago right now, I know right where you are. You auditioned today?

Ooh, Chicago. Always have had a thing for Billy Flynn and his silver tongue. Yeah, auditions just finished up. I had some recommendations so hopefully everything goes well.

Upper East? I usually go to Dean and Deluca when I’m up there, if I can afford it. As you can imagine, that’s a rare occasion.

Oh, well… I live on the Upper East side so I was just on a wander for food.

This is going to sound ridiculously rude, but damn you must be loaded. Not saying that it's much cheaper in the East Village, but that's where dorms are so...

So that went well. I hope.

Hello, my name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book~

Practicing already? It sounds a little forced, not believable enough. You got some work to do, Tim Tim.

Ouch, that wounds me kiddo. Again with the nicknames? I was expecting Tim Tam or something.

Suddenly I feel like I should venture out into the elements more often. Where do they sell that? I need to buy loads of it for when I hibernate in the winter.

This place on the Upper East Side called Corner Cafe. I just went for some bagels.

Upper East? I usually go to Dean and Deluca when I'm up there, if I can afford it. As you can imagine, that's a rare occasion.

Are you an aspiring Broadway performer too?

Uh, kind of. I'm a Tisch student, so I don't know if it can be called aspiring.

So that went well. I hope.

Auditioning for the Book of Mormon actually wasn’t too bad. Definitely a nice break from all this Shakespearean stuff at school, that’s for sure.

Hi Tim.

#it has been far too long

Hello, my name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book~

It was oreo icing. It had flakes of oreo cookies in it.

That…I have no words. That sounds beautiful. I didn’t even know something so amazing existed.

Neither did I until I walked down the street. Going outside can be good sometimes.

Suddenly I feel like I should venture out into the elements more often. Where do they sell that? I need to buy loads of it for when I hibernate in the winter.

So that went well. I hope.

Auditioning for the Book of Mormon actually wasn’t too bad. Definitely a nice break from all this Shakespearean stuff at school, that’s for sure.

josie-redgrave

Hey! Are you an actor or something?