Tusk Act 4

[siryouarebeingmocked]

https://www.yankodesign.com/2023/03/02/designed-to-improve-motorcycle-riders-safety-these-jean-snow-come-with-built-in-airbags/

[beardedmrbean]

Activate Pixar Mom Mode

[heardbook]

[cloud-ya]

there isn't much to draw about fat fish tail

[girlwarlock]

you could draw this:

[cloud-ya]

[mybeingthere]

‘River of Fish’ stair runner by The Rug Company. Designed by Barber & Osgerby.

[gholateg]

*Leading my date up the stairs*

“You see, much like these salmon, we are ALSO fighting upriver to spawn…”

[theamazingspiderman]

“You want to know how powerful I am? So do I.” -Electro

[garbage-empress]

probably easily containable

[first-sight-and-second-thoughts]

Let's play Rock Paper Scissors!!! It's you up against the option with the most votes. Put in the tags whether you won, lost, or tied, but don't say anything about what you voted or what the current results are.

Ready? Now....

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!!!!

Rock 🪨

Paper 📃

Scissors ✂️

Voting ended onMar 17, 2023

[beardedmrbean]

Don't think I've seen them all together in one big video like this before

[flavinbagel]

God I love things doing the things that they do

[charlesoberonn]

[behrastra]

RISE. ROAR. REVOLT. RRR (2022) dir. S. S. Rajamouli

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[lindleland]

[seraphtrevs]

I don't know what inspired me to look up bcs on common sense media

[seraphtrevs]

Kids LOVE bcs btw

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[toskarin]

I feel like not enough people fully understand that when I say “elden ring is horny in ways you can’t even comprehend as horny without being on miyazaki’s wavelength” I really do mean it

the animation where the lobster stabs you to death is one of the horniest things ever animated. it literally feels like an eroguro animation

[toskarin]

taking this in good faith, I’ll actually explain!

enacting a rare content warning, for obvious reasons

Keep reading

[toskarin]

goodness, if only

[soulsborneheritageposts]

Soulsborne Heritage Post

[slitherpunk]

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

[r0zeclawz]

most badass video in the website past and future

[awfulwhumpsideblog]

Some of my favorite magic side effects:

-Nosebleeds. Never gets old.

-Coughing up blood. The good ol’ “cough into your hand and pull it back to see blood” also never gets old.

-Headaches. You keep fighting as your head pounds, desperately telling you to take a break. At first they fade within minutes when you stop using magic, but overtime, they become chronic.

-Fatigue. After a big battle, you stand triumphant, and then just fall asleep on the spot.

-In a similar vein, overuse causing you to straight up faint rather than just fall asleep. Darkness begins to overtake your vision in the middle of battle, unconsciousness abruptly looming over you.

-Any of the side effects happening to another person. Maybe two close characters are connected, and whatever side effects character A would normally endure are transferred to character B. When A uses a blast of magic B screams loudly because holy shit that hurt.

-Magic gradually deteriorating your mind. Using it too much eventually caused hallucinations and an inability to retain memories, or even larger scale memory loss. 

Feel free to add more, I’m looking for some to steal

[gsirvitor]

[torchfirekat]

A Pizza Tower reference

[90shouseboat]

[mornington-the-crescent]

Ah, good old straight up stolen content.

[neotrances-deactivated]

i have an industrial sized meat grindr and every morning i toss the hogtied bodies of adult bluey fans into it and keep cranking until they form a fine paste perfect for creating spam sausages

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]