Mary had a little Fox

Mary, 20, Australia, Perth, bandom/fandom/pretty stuff. Not as active on here anymore.

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i'm so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[shigure]

literally paramore was right

[nransworld]

about…?

[shigure]

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

[bitesremade]

i think about that picture of gerard going ham on a bottle of honey at least like twice a day

[bitesremade]

this image placed a curse on me

[kuttithevangu]

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

[pipistrellus]

HEY THIS IS BAD

[glumshoe]

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

[user274628-deactivated20210126]

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

[bring-us-back-light]

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

[mori-esque]

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

[comicreliefmorlock]

“Baron de Marbot left an astonishing narrative of the man-killing horse he rode during the Napoleonic invasion of Russia in 1812. This mare, Lisette, became infamous in France when she disembowelled her groom.”

[8168708]

ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art

[ymcr]

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

why do people make up fake deep shit that their kids say. my 9 year old brother mostly says things about dinosaurs and that’s about it. there’s no way ur five year old said some shit like “words never die”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mioxenoblade]

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

[slightmayhem]

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[bey]

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

[thischick25]

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

[puncromancer]

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

[saltyyclover]

Credit:@ fucksyacreams ig

[dearmyblank]

Dear you, 

You hurt me, again. 

Me 

[goodsprings]

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

[lesbianrey]

my brother my brother and me

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[thegaythirtysomething]

In 40 years there are going to be 60 year olds saying “yaaas I’m hella close to getting bingo” and I think that’s beautiful

[phaggott]

“You take your blood pressure medicine Brenda??” “Hell yeah, fam.”

[elidaddyy]

x

[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece