TiMeLoRd's CRAP

Welcome to my blog!24/Female/Pansexual am a crafter of many crafts, and a fangirl of many fandoms. expect to see this type of stuff on my blog: Things I find cute-doctor who-steven universe-games I like-spooky stuff-alpacas

[crabanaut]

You ain’t slick blizzard

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[k-eke]

The little and shy artist :)

[silverhawk]

if u are sad 2day

please remember the aardwolf

thank u and i hope u have a good day

[junipersheepy]

thank u for the aardwolf. I was sad today, but the aardwolf helped

[silverhawk]

UR WELCOME

[silverhawk]

reblog for instant love + care

[micahdraws]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

I am accepting commissions for character portraits, custom buttons, and Animal Crossing-style pet portraits! Please contact me via asks, IMs or email ([email protected]) if you’re interested! I accept PayPal and Square payments.

For character portraits, you receive JPG and PSD suitable for printing on 8.5x11 inch (letter) paper! The Animal Crossing portraits will be provided in a 4x6 inch format.

Prices are based on single character artwork.

I am happy to draw:

humans and humanlike characters (including anthros/furries)

animals/non-humanoid characters (e.g., dragons, cats, centipedes)

SFW content, nudity, and sexual NSFW content (including explicit content)

mecha/armored suits and characters

non-living things (for those of you that really want a car commissioned)

group shots (prices scale according to number of characters)

I will not draw:

anything with hateful or offensive content

excessive blood/gore (it’s hard to define what counts as excessive, so contact me if you want blood)

Looking for something different? I also take button commissions!

When you decide what you’d like, shoot me an IM, ask, DM, or an email at [email protected]!

[starrystims-blog]

Turn Your Sound On !!!!

[willowofthehearth]

@she-who-treads-on-water

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

If I understand correctly, these are ceramic bowls floating in a pool of water, possibly in a cave because it’s echo-y, and the clinking sound is them bumping into one another. Like wind chimes, but … water chimes?

[insanefastone]

yo, i saw this in person over the summer! it’s an art installation!

the piece is called clinamen v.2, created by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot and included as a part of the Soundtracks exhibit in the moma - i saw it in san fran, and this photo is from a showing in new york:

the exhibit is a large shallow pool filled with white ceramic bowls in varying sizes. the bowls are pushed around the pool by a gentle current, and the sound created as they hit each other is somewhere between a wind chime and a haunted bell.

i sat there for a solid ten minutes just watching the bowls move around while listening to the sounds they made. it was absolutely hypnotic…

Soundtracks runs in the san fran moma until january 1st 2018, and i absolutely recommend going if you can. many of the exhibits play with sound in 3D spaces, and there are some truly wild contraptions on display.

[sixpenceee]

There’s always time to get spooky! You can order one here

[unexplained-events]

This weekend all my childhood dreams came true and I became Miss Spider.- stormy-plumtree

[obviousplant]

Here are some of the most common name abbreviations for men.

[blast-68000]

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[culturenlifestyle]

[wnq-writers]

Romantic Illustrated Journal Pages by Lily Seika Jones

Get them here!

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[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[valentinethehedgehog]

So everyone meet scout! He is a Bassett hound/ Shar Pei mix or known as a bashar, sharp asset, or walrus. He’s short and a huge goofball. He will be a year old on November 16th.

[saltwort]

I’ve been painting some witch’s hats in anticipation of October and posting them over on twitter. Here are the first three.

[vickisigh]

Last week of Inktober 2017! Thanks so much for joining me on this journey and for all your support! <3

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[ruinedchildhood]

What the hell, South Carolina?