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coastalcomrade

I apologize for nothing, please enjoy these memes my friends and I have found in the last few days.

quantum-dragon

squeeful

there had better be video. in 4K, with clean audio i want to hear his shoes scrabbling on the floor as he's dragged out

theparanoidbunny

Dragging Trump out of the White House (ASMR)

correspondingnerd

I am okay with this, as long as there is good footage.

arekusa-m

Please, KyoAni, let me be free. I can feel the Free! fandom raising again.

anxietyproblem

marauders4evr

I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.

It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.

But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”

But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”

Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.

“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”

The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”

“Prove it.”

“Fine.”

It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.

They’re still going at it six months later.

“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”

“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”

“Um, Draco—?”

“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”

wheeloffortune-design

i couldn’t resist :P

awildpaige

Yep. This is it. This is the only Drarry headcanon I’ll accept from this point on.

visceralcoma

I-….yeah. Same. This is the only Drarry I think I can accept.

wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

deathtokillian

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

heavenly-spire

It’s the myth where Thor dresses as a woman and marries a giant to get his hammer back as a wedding present from the giants father of anyone is curious. Btw Loki was his handmaiden lmao

witcharyllia

You forgot the best part. Thor is specifically supposed to be disguised as Freya and he does nothing to play the part. He acts exactly as the big old bear-man he is - chugging beer and stuffing his face and so on. It’s up to Loki to sit there and tell the most bold-faced lies on the fly to cover up why Freya is acting sounding and looking an awful lot like giant-killer Thor whose hammer they happen to have hostage. And it works.

hexmaniacmareen

ok but do they stay married

theinkgirl

Nah, Thor murders the entire wedding party, and all the guests (sans Loki)

hexmaniacmareen

worst enemies to lovers fake marriage execution ever

rtrixie

If you mix milk powder with milk instead of water you’ll create something powerful

accumulated-error

Milk²

yo-its-matt

Grow Second Skelenton

magspag

heat up butter till it starts to boil and skim the foamy scum off the top. Clarify that butter, strain it through a coffee filter, see the stuff that got left in the filter? Those are milk solids just like the milk powder. Mix THOSE with enough milk powder until you get a thick paste. That’s a dough made almost entirely of butter proteins, and guess what, now that you’ve clarified your butter it can withstand temperatures high enough to fry with. Fry your dough made out of butter in butter. Do it,

kaible-deactivated20181205

this is terrifyingly powerful knowledge you have granted us and I fear and revere it

214-thotline-bling

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

hammertimeinthegrill420

glumshoe

When my mom was a child, two neighbor girls started teasing her at the pool because she’d been bitten by a dog and still had a bandage from it.

“You have have rabies! You have rabies!” they chanted at her.

She bit them both on the stomach, drawing blood. “Now you have rabies too,” she said.

wizardposting666

I love this feral energy!

glumshoe

My mom was valid because she only bit people who deserved it. I bit people out of curiosity because I was learning about the world and would just chomp down, unprovoked.

I am paying my dues in adulthood as I am sometimes spontaneously chomped on my random children. I have earned this.

sarchasm-iamthevoid-deactivated

Did you have teeth when you bit them, or were you just a baby?

glumshoe

By the time I stopped biting, I had some of my adult teeth.

🤷🏻‍♂️

yame-sama

This is super important

weareallfatbats-deactivated2018

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

growingcherriesandroses

having a personal sense of style is gay culture and the reason why gay men are seen as fashionable and lesbians as tacky is because the standards are so low for men and so high for women send post

thunderlovesbird

and FURTHERMORE the standards set for women are centered around how appealing they are to men and not actually about style at all a lot of the time. Lesbian style doesn’t care what men find attractive and is therefore considered “wrong”

mkinnon

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

waitinghopingliving

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

theforestofthorns

God I love her.

gardevoir

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

francieum

quirkybrittany

justgirlythings

“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public

we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”

“you must be fun at parties”

cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide

mitt romney

hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)

hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)

andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter

the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips

superwholock fandom (this was their prime)

supernatural has a gif for everything

“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol

hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that

the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them

benedict cumberbatch everywhere

that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever

gangnam style everywhere

people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme

“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms

“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”

the dancing chandler gif from friends

“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes

potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)

the reblog button being at the top of posts

cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”

27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”

song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album

“ah, the scalene triangle”

XD vs :D discourse

the most reblogged picture on tumblr

doge