Everybody wants to rule the world

Bec. 22. Australia.

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[sizvideos]

Bus driver saves woman from jumping off bridge - From Siz (Get the app)

Video

[mycacophonousfuckery-deactivate]

Bet money he won’t be on the news.

[ithinkthisismyurl-deactivated20]

You know better

[11-11-1992]

And you know why he won’t be on the news

[ladieslovecoolk]

God bless this man

[pedro-reed]

[rainbow-puking]

[definetender]

[uglyrad]

me when i see other teenagers

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Me during the week: I wanna go out and have a great time this weekend!!!

Me when the weekend actually comes around:

[reddingtton-blog]

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

[dragoninthedesert]

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

[gifsboom]

[imaginonsensemble-deactivated20]

[strawberry-sugar]

[beam-me-up-broadway-blog]

I love watching him swear at adults and then turn around and be this adorable to kids.

[shawskankredemption]

a hero, a gem, an unproblematic fave

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

wait……..the live action flintstones movie wasn’t just some fever dream i had as a kid????? that was real???????

[nb-butch-bitch]

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

this guy is like chris pratt’s much meaner older brother

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[timetochooseyourbattle]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[ludcat-blog]

[stability]