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cutegirlonline-deactivated20181

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

acourtofwhitesandracism

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

heart-of-a-jedi

Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

just-shower-thoughts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

blogtitletaken

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel--for--king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

kascaban

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

heartgemsona

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This post is a journey

virtuous-thing

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

dovewithscales

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

eldbitch-horror

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

dovewithscales

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

hyratel

I MEAN where’s the lie

dovewithscales

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

giada-luna

Reblogging for that last exchange.

hugintheraven

@shanastoryteller

gundambarbatos

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

jui-ci-fer

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

mayanangel

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME

imbringingexyback

@theadventuresofandy you’re Keith

bestlols-deactivated20140726

senuassacrifice

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

itseasytoremember

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

nefariousobituary

Me, every time anything happens on The Haunting of Hill House

nessa007

PREACH

wreathedinscales

Andy Samberg is what now

omghotmemes

In case you were living under a rock

watson-emma

I don’t really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people…

ruinedchildhood

sunshine-tattoo

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

hummingirls

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

geekandmisandry

That’s rough buddy.

tredlocity

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

brood-mother

who cares about the hair when mr mime is apparently going to fuck our mom

weeniebagel

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

weeniebagel

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

pissvortex

fuck you thats not his name

weeniebagel

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.