The Escapist

Love. Pride. Positivity. Check out my side tags for my art, my hedgehog, and quick links to common tags I use. My main fandoms are Overwatch, Marvel, LotR, Pokemon/Legend of Zelda/Nintendo. My Battletag is HanzosNipple; message me if you want to play, or say hi if you run into me!

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

[herelyqueerly]

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

[gen-zee]

[thyrell]

i feel like the government has tried to erase all my memories of these

[solacetic]

​I stole a green one when I was in kindergarden… but that night when I got home, my mom by chance read to me Junie B Jones is not a crook and it made me feel so guilty about stealing it that I brought it back to class the next day crying and begging my teacher to not get me expelled

[jesuisundumbass]

[snipersinstilettos-deactivated2]

Literally

[pinksweet]

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

[amnesiaguy]

venom (2018)

[ithelpstodream]

[boyy-bait]

WITH BOTH THE LORD AND POLICE!! ☝🏾

[rosetintmyworld84]

DRAG THEM!!!

[mattibee]

pokemnon

For The Nintendo Switch™

[retrowar]

[angstbotfic]

AKA why the electoral college has gotta go. 

though looking at the comments the folks who live in the red part think this is why the electoral college has got to stay. because they like getting 3.5 votes per capita. 

[spacemonkeyg78]

Tyranny of the few is a pretty sweet deal if you belong to the few.

[drst]

“Why should the coast’s vote count more?” BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE AND THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY A DEMOCRACY.

[seriouslyamerica]

A Map Of Where The People Live

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My ex friend was yelling at me near a hill, so I took out my gun and tried to shoot her. Then Obama jumped in harm’s way and got shot in the chest. I ran to him, sobbing. I hugged his body to me as he whispered his last words , “We protect our enemies, so that they one day would do the same for you.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[warandpeas]

“Work-Life Balance Tips From Supernatural Beings” for Toggl

[succulentbud]

Blizzard Be Like…… respect women

[succulentbud]

You’re absolutely right! How could I possibly forget the rest of them?! Well here’s a more accurate representation!

[mountaintuuna]

[pukaoart]

-Blink-

[futchcommunist-deactivated20190]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

[instantwaffles-deactivated20190]

I have no impulse control

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[the-real-eye-to-see]

There is nothing this man can’t do!