Gondor is facing a war on Three Fronts

Rohirric Armadillo Expeditionary Force Here for Reinforcements

[gizamalblythe]

Giza’s Anime/Manga journey progress!

Anime:

One Piece (Muhn Pace Dub Pacing edit/One Pace)

Arc: Wano

Eps:17

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End

Arc: First Class Mage Exam

Eps: 25

Manga:

One Piece

Chapter 854

I’m working on watching at least one episode everyday!

Jujutsu Kaisen

Chapter 25 (i am just flyin through this,,, maybe because im not watching the anime? so im not having to play catch up,, hmm.)

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End

Chapter 84 (i skipped to where i was in the anime)

Focus Action (this is so i have something to focus on while the anime consumption is passive)

Game: Minecraft

Legos: Beetle Set

[darkmoondarling]

These Westeros jobs will have you 60 years old with a 16 year old work bestie

Gif from @alexielnight

[lycorim]

Hey so for the weresigils au I am dying to know about the houses that don't have animal sigils. Like the Tyrells.

#weresigils

A fantastic question! Our idea for houses with plants is that they just turn into plants - for the Tyrells, I imagine Highgarden just has one very protected, exclusive access courtyard where they can go for their sigil week.

After consulting with @zorbojorks (co-creator of this AU), I whipped up a helpful figure with a couple examples of less straightforward sigils:

Basically, if the sigil is an item/plant/anything physically tangible, the transformation is very literal. There are some more tricky ones, though, like the houses whose sigil is a collage of the sigils for houses they have defeated in battle, the several houses who have the literal sun/moon in their heraldry. Or just like. Some colors. I'll level with ya, idk what to do with them.

(Some fun concepts not pictured here: Davos picked his sigil not only as a good summary of his whole schtick, but also because it would be useful for Stannis to have an extra boat sometimes. Pooles become indescribable floating blue disks (which I imagine creates some complications for the fake Arya plot). The Boltons... molt. I'm not drawing that one.)

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[inkedmoth]

@moist-gore

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[ghostgae]

Dunk doesn't know how to read, so Lyonel always sends letters with drawings and symbols to express what he wants to say. Gradually, his skills begin to improve. Dunk learns to read little by little from Egg, but he still doesn't tell Lyonel about it.

[tooersh]

i think maekar would be a tall and formidable woman

[het-brunette]

Source: beth_thefirstyear on Instagram

I have four muffin tips for making bakery style muffins at home.

Tip number one:

Rest your batter for 15 minutes in your mixing bowl after you make it. This is gonna allow the starch molecules to swell and absorb, creating the thicker batter and the thicker batter is known for doming!

Tip number two:

Fill your muffin holes with at least six to eight tablespoons of batter. That’s like a heaping half cup okay. You want them super full so they’re gonna create that dome.

Tip number three:

Kinda goes along with tip number two. You’re only gonna fill every other hole in your muffin pan. And why we do that - that’s so the muffins that are baking can spread and dome without running into their neighbors. Because when they run into their neighbors they get like square edges but we want perfect dome circles.

Tip number four:

You’re to bake your muffins at a high temperature initially. That’s gonna be 425*F for the first seven minutes. And then keep them in the oven and lower the temperature to 350*F for the remaining bake time. Starting the muffins off at a high temperature initially allows the muffins to rise rapidly and it sets the outer surface of the muffin, producing a dome shape.

There you have it. My four muffin tips for creating bakery style muffins.

[fool-errant]

[goldensunset]

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[synchodai]

Jace looks at Cregan and sees a young man who is very much respected as the unquestionable head of his great house. It's the way that Jace wants to be treated but is denied by the protectiveness of his mother and the question of his bastardy.

Cregan looks at Jace and sees someone who he can submit to without being seen as weak or vulnerable. Some part of him must long to yield and let his guard down, but he knows he can't if he wants to be Lord of Winterfell and keep his men in line.

The threat of usurpation defines them both.

Along comes Cregan who validates Jace for the man grown that he is. And along comes Jace whom Cregan can bow his head to without fearing that it'll be chopped off. Them being gay for each other is the reasonable outcome of both of them trying to be the manly men of their respective houses.

[tolkashka]

– my prince – my lord

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[vandrawsing]

uneasy post-trial brunch.