Babygirl-ify Dilfs

Hi my name is Tori, im 22, Canadian, been on tumblr too long.

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[butchfagminotaur]

shoutout to lions for being so cool they got named king of a biome they don’t even live in

[tadfools]

Help why is this so funny

[animentality]

[traveleorzea]

It never ceases to amaze me how many tiny, obscure fandoms simply exist and are loved by someone out there, no matter how niche the interest. There is literally something for everyone and it makes me marvel at how unique we are as individuals.

[frankiedotbiz]

this video has invaded my brain

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

[armed-saphire]

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

[valtsv]

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

[valtsv]

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

[rocket-mankoi]

“Wow I’m so glad I fixed my sleep schedule, time to go to bed at a perfectly reasonable hour” (Sleeps for 20 hours straight)

[synqra]

People gathered around lava, Iceland.

[jirls]

Ants enjoying a drop of honey

[kedreeva]

(via @netherworldpost)

[ultramonogyny]

she's in a better place now (her bedroom)

[gardengnosticator]

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned

[gardengnosticator]

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

thing is, for a lot of these paintings it wasn’t “after” lily elbe’s transition. there was no after to it. the one op posted was painted in 1928. this was 2 years before lily legally changed her name and began undergoing revolutionary gender affirming procedures. unfortunately she died due to complications of an experimental uterine transplant in 1931.

up until that point, during the day lily continued to dress in masculine clothing and even attended galleries showing gottlieb’s paintings of her. which was kind of iconic. she got to stand in a room full of people who were marveling her beauty, not knowing she was right next to them. it must have been such a cute little secret for them as a couple.

here’s gerda and lilly together

not to mention that for most people there is no real “after” to a transition. especially for these trans historical figures who had to balance identity and safety at all times.

i think having a wife paint these portraits must have felt really amazing for lily. to be able to see herself through the eyes of someone who loved her. i’m very much seconding op on the getting teary eyed.

here are some of my favorite gottleib lily paintings

[were--ralph]

Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

[savvytwinkle]

WereRalph, what was it supposed to be?????

[were--ralph]

CAT!! IT CHANGED TO VAG AND AGAIN JUST NOW

[demonstreetmeat-deactivated2024]

[unsound-methods-deactivated2022]

i cant take it anymore (i can but i love to whine)

[bloonfroot]

hey y’all don’t forget to migrate your mojang account if you haven’t cause if you don’t Microsoft is gonna revoke ownership of your Minecraft copy for literally no fucking reason except to try to trap you into buying it again!

CUTOFF IS IN THREE DAYS (9/19/23).

Even if you don’t play anymore, don’t let these fools rob you.

[paparoachd-deactivated20240229]

sorry to add on to the post but if you use firefox as your browser and you are getting this error while trying to migrate

try to use another browser just for move. it worked for me when i quickly used chrome!

[rikreverb]

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[bloonfroot]

hey y’all don’t forget to migrate your mojang account if you haven’t cause if you don’t Microsoft is gonna revoke ownership of your Minecraft copy for literally no fucking reason except to try to trap you into buying it again!

CUTOFF IS IN THREE DAYS (9/19/23).

Even if you don’t play anymore, don’t let these fools rob you.

[radiofreederry]

[apas-95]

im gonna leave my sticks here. nobody touch them ok

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Voting ended onSep 19, 2023

[apas-95]

MY STICKS- wait, no, they're fine? ...you guys are being really considerate! I'm amazed nobody's messed with my sticks yet

[apas-95]

two more days to go. can we hold fast and resist the sticktouching urges? only time will tell