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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Itās ya boy, Man of a Thousand Faces, Lon Chaney
Mummies by Jeffrey Catherine Jones
Gearing up for a local Zine Festival and I havenāt seen any Vampire the Masquerade zines, so hereās mine. The Zine of Nod is packed with plot hooks, art, VtM item cards based on the old Eternal Struggle CCG (Mine is called The Immortal Inconvenience) and more!
Snickers Munsters Be Home for Herman promotion
Penny Dreadful 2014-2016
When you goobers discover this show, youāre going to lose your minds.
Maciste in Hell (1925)
A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:
Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.
Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.
Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.
Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.
These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.
Found this website called ghoulapp.com that helps with VTM character creation. It has:
A mode for v5 and v20
A glossary that has terms you need to know when starting alongside intro descriptions of clans, disciplines, and sects
A dice roller that includes hunger and DC
A fast build mode that lets you use character archetype templates as a starting base
The start of a vampiric history timeline
And much more that I havenāt explored yetā¦
Iām not Christian, I donāt go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive Iād sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said āit feels good to hate, but we know that it isnāt allowed, so when weāre told that weāre allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget weāre supposed to loveā, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk Iād like to perhaps submit that
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself āis this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something Iām allowed to hateā and a solid 98/100 times itās the latter so once again thank you pastor D
Itās too bad wild Mice shit all over the place because honestly every time Iāve encountered one in my home it has been a pleasure and a delight. Like obviously for health and safety reasons I gotta trap em and put em back outside when I find em lurking in my bread cabinet but they make very cute noises and if you hand them a Cheeto they take it very politely in their little hands and I must admit I love their little faces
I would let you stay but you poop everywhere. Learn some manners and come back.
Every time Iāve found a mouse in my home, I always think āI donāt remember Mrs. Brisby shitting this much in The Secret of Nihm.ā
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do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched