the smile of a devil you never believed in

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[mandragoraeart]

Of Snakes and Legends

Baizhu wallpapers free for personal use. Repost allowed with credits.

Somewhat inspired by the Legend of the White Snake (白蛇传)

[nessieartss]

from this brilliant anon here about them going to see the barbie movie, I couldn’t help but draw both megumi and nobara too lol. (Also spreading my rizzless sukuna agenda and poor yuuji had to witness them all)

[nessieartss]

part 4 is here! Gosh this took forever lmaoo, I actually finished it like a month ago, but I wanted to find the right time to post it. Enjoy!

[nessieartss]

one of them is gonna beat the living daylights out of you and steal your lunch money and it’s not yuuji

[nessieartss]

Sibling au part 3, it’s wholesome this time I promise

Edit: you can read the fic for the first image here! It's everything I could've hoped for, thank you @sukuna-dees-nuts!!

Part 1 | Part 2

[kcokaine]

grown ups itafushi doodles

[nessieartss]

big bro sukuna because im a sucker for sibling au

Part 2 | Part 3

[sehruliyan]

merry christmas! here are some old things I can't remember if I posted or not

[luniise-kel]

akechi’s resting face is Annoyed

[sehruliyan]

hi tumblr!!!!!

[akechisstinkyfoot]

in a rush

[softausterity]

the sincerest form of flattery

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[cipheramnesia]

"It fits," you brought a Dutch Masters cartoon monster painting to the uncanny valley of the Muppets and expected what, lack of cohesion?

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[bumblebeebats]

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

[deltarebelsandpaper]

Harry Du Bois is that you???

[bumblebeebats]

[bumblebeebats]

You stay away from my balls

[ernmark]

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)