What The Actual Fuck

"I'm still breathing on my own My head's above the rain and roses"

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

[a-cool-ghoul]

Was this post made in 1996?

[gloryholeaction69-deactivated20]

fun has no expiration date

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[theautisticjedi]

[lovecraft-of-the-new-age]

Look me in the eyes and tell me that this:

Is the face of a man

Who is a monster

Who is purely evil

Who chose this dark path for himself.

And not the face of a boy

Who made many wrong choices

Shaped by toxicity and violence

Full of fear and regrets

Who payed a price

Way too high?

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[needlekind]

WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????

[needlekind]

they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES

[needlekind]

so after posting this i found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly at this particular bowling alley because since this post BLEW RIGHT THE HELL UP and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime?!?! this month’s furbowl (those are things, they’re called furbowls) happened to be last saturday and i was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but i showed up at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but i sprinted over asking them to hold still for just another second so i could get a picture and one of them screamed “YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!” and, long story short, my reign continues supreme

(one of them owned that school bus; it had duct tape over the letters so it could be the “cool bus” and they called it the “waggin’ wagon”)

[gamma-the-penguin-deactivated20]

This story keeps getting better and better

[unclefather]

We have, at most, a year left on this planet

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[randomslasher]

I am in love with the phrase “A verbal smoke bomb”

[frikiskrew]

[sokarum]

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[yuri-alexeyevich]

https://youtu.be/l1xGC0H03rM here’s the youtube link for the video too

oc shitpost that took WAY too long, but here you have it

[elenatria]

Ok I meant to sleep a bit longer but this totally woke me up.

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[depression-o-steel-blog]

[lampagyujtogato]

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