this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
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this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
fun has no expiration date
This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going
YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER
Look me in the eyes and tell me that this:
Is the face of a man
Who is a monster
Who is purely evil
Who chose this dark path for himself.
And not the face of a boy
Who made many wrong choices
Shaped by toxicity and violence
Full of fear and regrets
Who payed a price
Way too high?
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
ball throw
ball catch
ball run
ball kick
shoot ball
dong touch
memes
get fuckin wrecked
WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????
they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES
so after posting this i found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly at this particular bowling alley because since this post BLEW RIGHT THE HELL UP and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime?!?! this month’s furbowl (those are things, they’re called furbowls) happened to be last saturday and i was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but i showed up at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but i sprinted over asking them to hold still for just another second so i could get a picture and one of them screamed “YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!” and, long story short, my reign continues supreme
(one of them owned that school bus; it had duct tape over the letters so it could be the “cool bus” and they called it the “waggin’ wagon”)
This story keeps getting better and better
We have, at most, a year left on this planet
one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.
from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.
its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.
Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm
I am in love with the phrase “A verbal smoke bomb”
https://youtu.be/l1xGC0H03rM here’s the youtube link for the video too
oc shitpost that took WAY too long, but here you have it
Ok I meant to sleep a bit longer but this totally woke me up.
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