I Miss Home

I'm waiting for my spaceship to come back for me. I don't really care if you believe me.

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[rosecrystal]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i found it

[haveievermentioned]

Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.

[pinkfaggotron]

.

[bunnymedley]

did u see them btw...

[bunnymedley]

they cast a spell to ward off evil

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[cottoncandylesbo]

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[hotanalsluts]

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[sonicguillotine-deactivated2025]

Congratulations to Hunter Biden for being the only crack smoker Joe Biden has ever prevented from going to prison in his long distinguished career of mass imprisoning crack smokers.

[a-lc01]

[squided]

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

[ninawenn]

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

[glowingghosty]

CRONCHY

[friendraichu]

@thevastnessof dont hide this excellent contribution in the tags

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

sorry my son lectured your son for watching the counter-revolutionary children's show "paw patrol", but to be fair it is copaganda

[important-animal-images]

[6qubed]

the world has betrayed him :(

[mxnrique]

i just know that the writers of Veep and Parks and Recreation are pissed they couldn’t come up with something this funny asdsadfhffvjkl 😂😂😂

[threesideddream]

i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad

[cass-burger]

So I took this into my audio software and really didn’t do much to it (literally just increased the formant by 4 cents in a pitch shifter) and it sounds kinda janky cos again, I really didn’t spend more than like a minute on this, and Y’ALL this is DEFINTELY trump pretending to be a fuckin anonymous voter from nevada like HOly sHIT

[vadergf]

im literally cackling 

[processes]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck Marry Kill

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Results

Voting ended onOct 16, 2024

[bubobubosibericus]

[porcupine-girl]

Tumblr? Having shoelace opinions?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sirartwork]

I probably spent too much time making this