A Collection Of Endless Tinder Terribleness

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I don’t really have anything else to say other than #ew lol

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This is so gross on so many levels

1) people that have babies in their profile pics 2) everything else about it lol

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What is naughty food

Why does an active guy need a laid back queen

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Looking for skinny AND a good body. Good thing he specified or he might just be getting skinny women.

Also this reads as “I want a woman just for sex but someone who is willing to sleep with me forever without me committing or behaving like a boyfriend”

No one owns money

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Nothing wrong with that. You do you. But why write such a long bio that tells me nothing about you and doesn’t matter at all? Is this supposed to appeal to women?

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First of all I am not a car and I am not for sale. Second of all you’re probably not going to end up “buying” anything anyway, let’s be honest.

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Idek what that means but I’m confident it’s gross

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No one will ever love you as much as a dog loves anyone.

Lol if you want a girl who speaks those languages and wants to move there, why not just move to that country and then meet a girl? Save a step.

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First of all, it’s cool when someone plays an instrument but why phrase it like that

Second, hashtags on tinder don’t matter. Third, wtf you got against people who have and love their pets?? No thanks if you don’t like animals

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Okay we get it, you wanna bang. Calm down.

Is this supposed to be a good selling point when it’s phrased this way? You sound like a dick and your spelling and grammar is awful. Good luck bud. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I’m curious what a pornstar personality is

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Only looking for Asian women is 🚩

Idc. Change my mind lol

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No, actually, I cannot. If that’s all that’s on your profile why should I wanna talk to you? Doesn’t sound like you’re very pleasant or open lol. If you dgaf why are you here?

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😒😒😒

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Por que

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I find this deeply concerning as a first pic on tumblr. Is this supposed to appeal to women? I can’t imagine this working…

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“How would you keep your man” okay first of all if you’re talking about holes, if I lost my kitty I’d at least still have 2 holes. Second, I don’t think most women really think they just use their holes to keep a man. This is such a weird way to say “I want more than just a sexual relationship, seeking a woman with depth” and I am confident that by using this phrasing he’s completely shooting himself in the foot.

This bio is so completely, unnecessarily rude and confrontational for no reason. Sure, fine, if you want to be mad at these kinds of people then fine but why start out with something so aggressive?