bart simpson fanpage

~hi im cricket ~ ~and i don’t know what i’m doing with my life ~

[nostalgieee]

[timbllr]

via @WeHeartIt

[realpeoplefiction]

i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Jimmy Fallon has been put down

[rumwik]

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

[mccoalminer]

[angelicguy]

everyones always like the saddest thing a dog can think of is its owner dying. no the saddest thing a dog can think of is a human eating a huge smelly hamburger with fries and mustard without giving the dog any and guess what they experience that like 5 times a day

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

[shane-actually]

in a way this is beautiful because this is how language worked in the elizabethean era

[sacred-portal]

[lakevida]

i wish i had a gay cigarette

[ivy-michaels]

Fag

[lakevida]

i have a name

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[pansyfemme]

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[duncebento]

[spontaneousandindulgent]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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