lesbians for superbat

she/ her . rants and incorrect qoutes.

[incorrectbatfam]

Robin!Tim: *gets in the second Batmobile*

Bart: You only have a learner's permit.

Kon: Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?

Dick, inside the trunk: LET ME OUT OF HERE!

[frownyalfred]

I think it's stupid that genderbent Bruce's name is Bryce, it should've been Beatrice.

DC stop fumbling my fav Batman concepts challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I think it should still be Bruce with just zero explanation. It never comes up and is never mentioned. 

[tinkerelle]

butch Bruce for the win

[mostingeniusparadox]

Batman & Robin Eternal #2

[tinkerelle]

jason: god enough about you i wanna talk about me

dick: we were just talking about you

jason: not enough

[wrongspacetime]

Come by if you’re ever in town. I could show you around. DAISY JONES AND THE SIX (2023)

[plumslices]

Ultimately i am jealous of nepotism babies i want a nothing life too

[tinkerelle]

Damian : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Dick : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Damian : No! Four to five seconds!

Dick : Too late!!!

[hellr4zer]

Hannibal au where neither of them are cannibal serial killers but they both think the other one is

[p1nkshield]

Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.

Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.

Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?

Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!

Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?

A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.

What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.

He walks towards them

Jason: what do you want old man?

What

Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.

Huh

Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?

Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(

[quackysprouts]

dick as a child: feral

dick as an adult: burnt out, severely depressed, traumatized

jason as a child: angel

jason as an adult: war criminal

[tinkerelle]

idk why it took me so long to realise this very simple and in your face fact that daisy jones is a manic pixie dream girl. I don’t mean this in a bad way, but in a “she’s this complex incredibly broken character who’s only ever seen as a fun time, manic girl who’s different and cool and has no other purpose but to make men better” to everyone else and no one actually stopped and looked at her except for simone and billy.

it makes sense why she’d be blind to all the hurt she’s causing to be with him, because he’s one of the few people to truly see her. her struggles and aches and pains and accept her as she is and that’s why I could never hate book!daisy because she’s sick and she’s been objectified and ignored and here comes this man who actually truly knows her and the heartbreaking thing was that billy ( in my opinion ) saw her as his downfall.

he didn’t see her as someone he could realistically be with and be held down and supported and soft with like he did with camila. daisy was fire to him , but fire eventually either ends up burning you or burning out unlike camila who is always the person that he would choose without a shadow of a doubt. not because they have children, but because he’s love for camila is a choice and one that keeps him grounded and able to truly be himself and love. he wants daisy but he needs camila, he chooses camila and not to spiral into chaos but to truly be content even if it takes an internal war just to get there. that’s why he stammers when he says maybe camila wasn’t the person he loved the most at the time but she was the person he loved the most.

and I think daisy realised that too because she didn’t want to be broken with him, she wanted to truly BE with him like he was with camila and she knew that she’d never be that for him. the minute she got with him he’d use her as an excuse to do drugs and neglect his children and responsibilities and turn into what he promised himself he’d never be again. so she leaves. she leaves and never looks back even though every thought is telling her to fight for the man who sees her even if its not in a good light.

it’s beautiful and heartbreaking and honestly fuck yall for making a very complex story into a shipwar, because y’all lack nuance and want to live in dalulu land.

[tinkerelle]

Jason: Tim and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-Tim: Sentences. Jason: Don't interrupt me.

[tinkerelle]

Jason: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Dick: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Jason: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[tinkerelle]

Batman: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

[tinkerelle]

foggy: matt , why are you on the floor?

matt : because I’m depressed.

matt : also because I’ve been stabbed, can you get claire please?

[tinkerelle]

Tim: WHY. why did you give Damien a KNIFE?!

Dick: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Tim: Now I feel unsafe!

Dick: I’m sorry.

Dick: ... would you like a knife?

[tinkerelle]

Jason: I'm a reverse necromancer.

dick : Isn't that just killing people?

Jason : Ah, technicality.