hey

[bloodenjoyer]

[bloodenjoyer]

people using this post to vent abt how their tummy hurts i love you and u are being sooo brave about it

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I’m lost

[plethodoncinereus]

this is exactly how i ended up inside the panther enclosure

[viridiandruid]

This is how I got shot with an arrow

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

where the fuck are you people hiking

[cryptid-corpse]

Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[grumpythepunishedpenitent]

[softhe4rted]

it’s rot girl autumn! we're decaying alongside the trees!

[tapemaker]

[tiny-dotss]

I would really like somebody in my life who takes me seriously

[tiny-dotss]

I'm in a witchcraft group on Facebook and I'm so fucking tired of seeing " what do you guys see" posts bitch no one is trying to talk to us with our imagination, you did the fucking spell interpret it yourself shut UP

[wawawawawawawawa123-deactivated]

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

Today Minecraft Steve was added to Smash! I DM’d my first D&D game and it was lots of fun. So excited for October and really getting into the Halloween mood! Trump has covid.

[gh0stiee]

[valtsv]

is this fictional character actually like me or have i just projected so much of my own personality onto them that i can no longer tell the difference

[valtsv]

[tobehumanspeed]

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[sailor--spoon]

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[curiousfeline]

SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

[tiny-dotss]

Brought my boyfriend to TJ max to use my new credit card. He hasn't got new clothes since 10th grade so he was WAY over due. Left him unattended cause ya know, he's a man how much can he spend? $800 APPARANTLY