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[pastel-lift-deactivated20170417]

HOW NOT TO LOOK SUS AS A MINOR

Alright guys, I’m no biggie lifter. I obviously haven’t pulled off $7,000 heists with the snap of my fingers ( and i seriously respect those who do ). But here are a few tips on how not to get watched for all my youngsters out there. These have all worked for me, but if you wanna debunk them or call bullshit then go ahead; I’m still learning.

Your Outfit- Okay, guys, I know that wearing all black and looking like you’re the grungiest skate kid that ever came out of Kurt Cobains’ ass is the look right now, but please, DO NOT TRY TO PULL OFF A HEIST LOOKING LIKE THIS.  As soon as you enter that S*phora the SA’s are gonna be up your ass. And I get it, it’s hard, looking like an edge lord is my aesthetic too, BUT DON’T FRET, THIS RULE DOES NOT APPLY TO SELECT PLACES. Such places as H*t T*pic, V*ns, Z*mies, T*lly’s, or basically any store where this kind of style is the norm. However, for most stores, try to dress in light colored, cute clothes. If you’re a teenage girl, wearing clothes from f2I is a good idea, but try to focus on the less grungie colors. Like pink (the color not the store). For the love of god, wearing pink as a teenager makes the employees so chill. Who would think that girl in the pink romper would steal a bunch of n*ked p*lettes? Obviously this also doesn’t apply to super fancy stores like M*chael K*rs i and shit, but I’ve never lifted from those kinds of stores where dressing like a goddess is the norm. Either way unless you can really pull off looking like a SUPER rich kid or can somehow make yourself look older I wouldn’t recommend lifting from those kinds of stores, cause as soon as minors enter all the eyes go onto them.

Makeup- Make it match your outfit! Cute, innocent, soft, NUDE. Unless it goes with your aesthetic then don’t go too flashy so that EVERYBODY is gonna be looking at you. But if you’re going to Sephora or Ulta this rule doesn’t apply. When going to these places look like you know what you’re doing! Contour, Highlight, look like even though you’re a kid you invest your allowance in makeup. 

The act- When you enter, act like all the cameras are working and on you. Don’t look up at cameras ( if you just HAVE to then look with your eyes, not your face! ). Don’t look super shaky, don’t look around constantly, OR WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY. Remember minors are watched more often than adults, so don’t act like a shoplifter. When you come in, know what you want, and act like you know what your doing! Look at decoy items, check the prices, put things in your shopping basket. When you get to what you really want don’t make a big deal about it. Make it look like any other item you picked up. If an employee asks if they can help you then say you’re just browsing or looking for a specific brand that you know they don’t carry, then they’ll leave you alone. However if employees won’t leave you alone or you see someone constantly following you as discretely as possible dump your shit and leave. It’s not worth your reputation to get caught. I know your first few lifts will make you terrified and nervous, and you may break some of these rules, but just breathe, chew gum, do whatever makes you calm down. 

Concealing- If youre 13 and lugging around a big ass purse then that’s super sus. Instead, use cheap yet still cute purses in colors that aren’t black because some stores are starting to catch on that most lifters use black bags (purses from ch*rming ch*rlies are pretty good!). Also, DONT CARRY AROUND A BACKPACK. THAT IS THE SUSSEST THING OF ALL TIME ESPECIALLY FOR MINORS. Personally, however, I don’t even use purses/bring them unless I’m getting a bunch of stuff! I conceal on person by stuffing everything in my pants, bra, etc., (not pockets though). So if they ask to check your bag, they won’t find anything PLUS you’re a minor so they aren’t gonna pat you down or make you take your clothes off. And if they do you can sue them for sexual harassment haha. This is just how I like to do it though, and it always works. When its cold out I wear a huge PINK sweatshirt with no hoodie or pockets. I’ve made off with over $300 worth of makeup just by shoving everything under it.

I might think of more later but thats all i have now. I hope this is somewhat useful and if anybody would like to add on that’d be great.

[cutelittlelifts-blog]

I’m not a minor but I know lots of you guys are, these are really helpful tips!

[liftingdiva-deactivated20180517]

heed this advice kiddos 

[tiny-theif-blog]

im a kiddo lol

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

A small little tip for lifting from vs::: When I plan on lifting underwear I usually bring a smallish makeup bag and put a few tampons in it to put my panties in so if for some reason someone looks through your bag and sees it they'll think it's a backup for your period lol

This is smart af! lol THANK U!!!!

[tiny-theif-blog]

thanks

[liftingstripes]

i didnt even notice this until now 🤦‍♀️ be careful bbys

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

goddamn that’s sneaky. watch out y’all!!

[shopliftingqueens-deactivated20]

Attention all shoplifters! I went to a mall for the first time and noticed the stores didn’t have sensors so I thought I could just take a bunch of stuff without worrying about tags. But a girl walked in and an alarm went off. I was confused and looked around and noticed that there are sensors on the ceiling that I never would have known about if it wasn’t for that girl. Pure luck.

[libraliftr-blog]

BOOST

[tiny-theif-blog]

oof

[lillypulifter-deactivated201511]

Hey yall here it is

*¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨`*•🍒💖L U S H 💖🍒•*¨`*•.¸¸.•´*¨`* 1) Behavior: • Your behavior could potentially be your number one alibi. Presentation is everything. You will most likely want to do your hair and makeup, wear a cute outfit, look as innocent as possible. The sales associate will ask you what you’re looking for, let them know that you are familiar with lush products, and you know what you came in for.

•Behavior can be a dead giveaway. If you have shaky hands, a worried look on your face, you can’t stop looking behind your back, around the store, and you’re always holding the item you want to take, that is going to stick out to the SA. If you hold onto an avobath bath bomb for 20 minutes the SAs are going to notice if you don’t buy that bath bomb. Be as sneaky and fast as you can. Have steady hands. Don’t stand around waiting for an SA to disappear because chances are they won’t leave you alone.

•Don’t be loud. Don’t be sloppy. And try to avoid taking items to other sections of the store. Don’t fidget be calm. If you act strange or out of place when you’re nervous you shouldn’t be lifting!!!! I promise! Sometimes certain things aren’t meant for everyone.

2) Know your store: • Store size will be the ultimate dealbreaker. As unfortunate as this sounds if your store is tiny, you probably shouldn’t be lifting there. My lush has minimal cameras and lazy SA’s. Most of the time when I go into my lush all of the workers (all twoof them 😂) are just using hand massage bars or scrubs on each other and sampling their products. ^ I once waited at the counter to be checked out for almost 5 minutes. During this time I had my back to the SAs and on a whim (since I had been waiting forever to check out) I stuffed some items in my other bags. So easy when the SAs are lazy.

• Do your research!! Know your stores policy! Even googling your state + shoplifting laws can help you even the slightest bit. I know that my lush has a no chase policy, if they spot suspicious behavior they will customer service you to death. Just cooperate and calm. Don’t lead the SA to believe you feel unsettling.

3) Your purse: • I have a slouchy kind of boho hippie bag that I have used forever. I realized that’s what was a small giveaway in ulta. Walking in with an empty bag, and leaving with a full heavy bag. They knew what was going on. So now I have sleek and structured bag that works so much better. The outside of this bag looks square and fitted and the inside is basically a black hole to say the least.

• With a purse like this, at Lush you can stuff as many bath bombs in your bag as you need with your purse helping you stay discreet. You can also get away with this with a shopping bag. For example hollister has a structured dark bag. With this kind of bag on the crook of your arm and the lush shoppers bag on the crook of your arm (kind of hiding the first bag) you can slip things into your purse instead of the lush bag.

4) Actual tips: • Only conceal an item if you’re positive you’re not being watched. • Its absolutely much better to leave with nothing than to leave with getting caught. Don’t be greedy! Trust your instincts! • Go into Lush on a busier day but at times when the store is somewhat slow. ^ Remember if someone else is shopping most of the time they aren’t paying attention to you. They are too busy shopping! • My fav blind spot in lush is in the back by the foot scrubs. • Don’t spend too much time handling the item you plan on lifting: I brought attention to this once but it needs reiterated. This will give the LP or SA more time to see you with merchandise and more time for them to become suspicious of what you plan on doing with it. Don’t conceal in the same spot more than twice. Don’t go back to the bath bomb display more than twice. Don’t be greedy!!!!! Take your items and conceal as fast as you can! After you conceal in your shopping bag/ purse put any extra items you want back. Most of the SAs are extremely lazy. Grab your phone and pretend you are going to meet up with someone. “yeah I’m in lush. Do you wanna meet here? Yeah. I guess I am. Ok I’ll find you there” and leave. I always take a few of the bath bomb paper baggies and I go into a bathroom and I put the bath bombs in the bags. I always always leave the mall I hit lush. I don’t lift there often. Please make it look like you’re actually shopping you know? Open jars of lotion, smell bath bomb bombs, rub eyeshadow shades on your wrist. Look for prices.

I’ve never made a masterpost before I hope I covered the basics! Stay safe and have a dreamy experience lifting at Lush.

[lillypulifter-deactivated201511]

Yay I didn’t think this would get this many notes!

[toocutetopay-deactivated2016021]

you deserve all the notes on this, anyone that would take the time to write all this out and give such useful tips, deserves the notes.fr

[heavenlylifter]

Any tips for us younger lifters (like me) for are basically useless chicken nuggets with anxiety? Any and all tips would be amazing

sure sure sure!

Method 1: preparation!Does planning calm you? Then this should help.- Scope out your stores beforehand. Examine them online, check lîftblr for tips, look at tags and camera placement and how likely the SA are to talk to you. If you see stuff you like, make a mental note of where it is in the store so you can find it easier. This will help you get prepared.- Make a list of the stuff you want. Don’t deviate from it - impulse lifts are higher risk. This will give you the scope to plan your haul and reduce the risk of discovery by greed and overconfidence😲- Practice! You can set up your phone(s) to record in your room and pretend you’re lïfting. Try lïfting stuff from your room while using your phones are cams - it will help you develop your concealing skills! It’s ACTUAL roleplay.

Method 2 - calmingDoes overthinking scare you? Read on.- The day/night before a haul can be stressful, so indulge in things you know can calm you. Mine are relaxing rose-scented bubble baths, drawing while watching a movie, and listening to music while travelling on the bus! Do what you can to take your mind off of it.- Try to get your head out of the guilty zone. There are lïfters who forget completely that they’re lïfting up until the point they see something they like. Try to be like that - don’t have your mind constantly on lïfting, just imagine you’re shopping normally until the time comes for you to do your thing. Let me stress this is ONLY in-store - you should always scope and prepare beforehand.- Do comfort items such as music or certain trinkets calm you? Don’t be afraid to bring them along! Some lïfters feel better with their earphones in, and I have a friend who likes to bring an amethyst along every time she lïfts. Whatever makes you feels good.

Other things:- Lïftspiration! I personally love to look at my favourite hauls on lïftblr, pics on weheartit, and items online to get myself in the hauling mood! It makes me less nervous bc I’m excited over the stuff I want😊- Bring someone along. You might feel better with a lïfting partner. If you have one, make full use of them!- Do you have some kind of anti-anxiety medication? I’m talking the safe, non-dopey, non-drowsy kind. I use rescue remedy on bad days and it helps quite a bit.- Wear an outfit you feel happy and confident in!- I personally have an old problem with eye contact that comes around every so often. That’s why I bring cute sunglasses along - I can’t wear them in-store but it helps to have them! Fake (or real, if you need them) glasses can help too.- If your anxiety is so bad you feel it will harm you, then take a break. Don’t go lïfting. It’s okay to say ‘I’m not ready for this today. Maybe another day will be better!’ Your health is important, so please don’t force yourself!- Small hauls are good and fine. Not everything has to be big. You’re perfectly fine with a big or small lïft, so don’t feel you have to push yourself or anything!May I just say again that you should always scope and prepare beforehand, no matter your anxiety. Your safety comes before anything else.Anyway, that’s it! I hope this helps you, i have my fair share of lïfting anxiety so I totally get it😭😭 wink wonk good luck💞

[tiny-theif-blog]

me lol

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

good lifting advice

[princessgifts-deactivated201504]

people always want some sort of structured blue print for how to lift but tbh no such thing exists. it really is your own style and comfort. some people can pull off huge hauls worth thousands of dollars with zero anxiety and some people are best at grabbing a thing or two on the way to the register. it’s all about what you’re best at imo and i think trying to fit yourself into someone else’s mold is a killer when it comes to being caught.

[glamourogue-deactivated20150511]

i really needed this

[letsgolifting-deactivated201702]

yes yes yes

[witchlift-deactivated20150629]

[phantomlift-blog]

Hiding Lifted Goods from Parents

This could also apply to SOs but I have no experience with that and don’t wish to overstep boundaries. 

Side note: I have a really lax mother, I’m an adult, several out of state/city friends, I have access to a car, but no job. Therefore, these ideas are more tailored for myself and you should take this post with a grain of salt.

This inspired by this post. I was actually talking with another lifter and we both were trying to dream up ways of getting things around our parents.

1. Don’t go lifting while you parent(s) would be home. When you leave but come back with nothing, this can often create some suspicion. They might ask questions like “well why did you go out if you weren’t going to get anything?”, “where were you?’, etc. If you have to go lifting while a parent is at home, try to have a cover story. Such as: You wanted something to eat and then ended up wandering around a shopping center for a while but didn’t see anything interesting. 

2. Slowly integrate new clothes/shoes/accessories into usage. If you start wearing brand new outfits every single day, it’ll probably seem weird. They’ll ask a lot of questions about where the clothes came from, especially if they’re name brand and therefore worth more. 

3. Garage sales/thrift stores/etc are your friends. I read somewhere before that talking about an interest in these things before actually getting caught with a new outfit and making it up would be more believable. I’m inclined to agree with that.

4. Do your own laundry. Granted, I have no idea who does their own laundry already and who doesn’t, but this is for those of you that don’t. By doing your own laundry, most parents are going to be inclined to feel you’re becoming more responsible by doing more chores and not just waiting till someone else was doing laundry and going “oh, hey, since you’re already washing clothes, can you wash this too?” This can also help with hiding “sexier” panties/lingerie that your parents wouldn’t approve of. Also would work for hiding name brand clothes.

5. If you have a friend that lives in another state/country/region/city/etc., you can do what I’ve been doing since before I lifted and say the item’s from an exchange/care package from a friend. Tbh I feel like this one is pretty self explanatory. 

6. I’m going to repeat something from the linked post, but mostly because I think it’s pretty much genius: Take things out of packages, take off tags, and dispose of said tags AWAY from your house. Then, make the clothes/makeup/whatever blend in with your room. If it looks like it’s always been there, then who’s to say it hasn’t? Also, you can take lifted makeup and put it straight in your makeup bag or whatever you use to store makeup. 

7. Make hidden storage compartments.  I’ve been doing this since I got my first vibrator at like…16 or whatever.  Random ideas you could try: -Behind canvas paintings (not technically a compartment) -Drawers with false bottoms (I suggest doing this when your parents ARE NOT home so they don’t see a bunch of craft supplies in your room) -This (Not that you’d HAVE to use popcorn/corn/food. You could use pearler beads from Michael’s Joann’s or even those pebbles that you put in fish tanks) -If you’re like me and take a lot of medications and keep them in a medication bag (or you could get a makeup bag to keep them in to “decultter” or for “the aesthetic”) then take an empty pill bottle and put whatever you need in there. -Tbh you can just google or go on Pinterest to try to find whatever you need.  -Also try to avoid obvious hiding places like shoe boxes, underwear/sock drawers.

8. If necessary, hide something at a friend’s house. I’ve been that friend for people. Sometimes it works depending on the item and their morals. Like if you have a friend that’s anti-weed, don’t give that friend weed.

9. If there’s an unused room in the house, make use of it. Just try to figure out when your parent(s) plans on cleaning and get your shift before she’s in there.

10.  If your parents aren’t the type to go through a backpack or purse, use one that isn’t in use and keep things in there. 

11. If your house is in shambles (like mine because we don’t clean often and have moved so often that so much is still in boxes) or have recently moved, make it seem like you “found” the item while unpacking/cleaning/etc.

That’s kinda all I got right now, but if you’ve got ideas, feel free to add them on. 

Second disclaimer: Pretty sure this wouldn’t work with electronics like Instax cameras, but if you find a way to make it work, more power to ya. Tbh, while writing this I was mostly thinking of clothes, shoes, jewelry, and makeup. 

[cherrylifter]

READ THIS ASAP

[liftingthegalaxy]

Michaels Masterpost by Employee

Most everyone in the community knows Michaels is ridiculously easy to steal from by now, here are some extra tips to rob us blind. For the n00b, start here, practice slight of hand here in empty full aisle blind spots, practice sleight of hand on bigger objects. I have litterally shoved two huge sketchbooks into my purse sloppy as hell and never been caught, why? FULL AISLE BLIND SPOTS, that’s right Whole sections of the store are unmonitored, it’s like a lifers dream. This is common in some retail stores but is especially true for Michaels. There is hardly ever someone looking at cameras in the office, our cameras have a small range view, the ones most watched are scrap booking and jewelry, you can still take from here just conceal elsewhere. That being said we still have idiots who conceal in front of the camera that we never persecute. In fact my cashier friends have had people come up with items and simply refuse to pay for those particular ones and walk out, unprosecuted. Stealing from Michaels is pretty much a joke but it’s good training ground. They only check the inventory about once a week to see what’s been stolen, once the right numbers are put in for what we have on hand that’s it, no looking nothing. That being said the clearance isle and seasonal products are a free for all these are never checked for how much have been stolen. Michaels will never notice something is gone until later on in the week. Never leave packaging for gods sake this is a golden rule, but it’s one of the only ways you will get caught or your store will know people are stealing. Don’t act sus, even if you act sus know that Michaels is mostly understaffed because of ridiculous management policies. That being said it is ultra safe to hit the store aground 6-8 we close at 9 so those hours are heavily spent cleaning the store putting back products and trying to avoid customers. The morning is also a good time, on Wednesday a truck comes with inventory and most everyone on the floor Wednesday 9am-10am is putting out stock again trying to avoid customers. Take advantage of this. Avoid other customers they will make a bigger deal then employees, most are soccer moms with power complexes or old stuck up women, these people will make a fuss and may try to bully a cashier into doing something. Michaels has a no chase policy, our doors 90% of the time do not have sensors, in New England generally nothing is tagged. Occasionally you will get a woman who has worked at Michaels for years and is an old hag. They’re tired of these darn kids stealing! They might walk out of the store and write down your license plate number, what they do with it I don’t know, pretty much nothing we have no formal system to keep out shoplifters. I have tried to return something without a receipt and have someone do this to me, I called corporate using a fake name of course and made a big fuss, they have no right to do this, you may even end up with an apology gift card. That being said gift cards are often given out when a customer call corporate to complain about our coupon policy, best scam to pull is when we have a coupon that is only allowed during limited hours, call complain say the cashier wouldn’t let you use it and refused to call the manager, say you have kids to pick up, mother to take care of, charity to do anything during the hours it was active and you couldn’t be there. Say you are a customer who always shops here spends lots of money, nothing may come of it or you might get a gift card my manager often complains about having to give them out. The forms of security we do have are easily bypassed, we put cardboard packages on a peg then use an alpha lock.. rip the cardboard straight down voila alpha lock by passed. Don’t limit yourself to craft supplies, we have a great home decor section which is again unchecked for theft, when we break something we don’t change the number on hand, the number on hand is NEVER COUNTED. Steal all your home decor here, you can bring in those large reusable grocery totes and go wild. Take all your seasonal decorations from here never pay for anything again. Take presents for people we often have a gift section, we have bibles, pray for your sins lmao. I would warn against doing a return scheme here as a lot of items are marked by our data base so if you try to return them without a receipt it sends a warning off and prints out a receipt saying to log onto this loss prevention website, I wish I had a more in depth guide to what can and cannot be returned but I don’t. When that slip is printed the cashier assumes you are a thief, and before it is printed the register asks for a manager override so now the manager is around too. I’ve had this happen with expensive jewelry tools, and expensive scrap booking tools. Avoid high ticket items to avoid getting this slip as it affects your ability to do a no receipt return as well. Know that if you are successful with a no receipt return you will get the item at the lowest sale price for the last two months and you will get this on a return card. It’s better to just steal from here. Any questions or if I missed anything feel free to dm me :) hope this helps some baby lifters and pros alike :) THANK YOU SM @lolitalifter420 FOR THIS POST💕💕🌸

[divinelifter-blog]

This is gold

[blueshauls-deactivated20180316]

I FUCKIGN LOVE THE WAY THIS IS WORDED LMFAOOO BYE

[lemonylifts]

reblog lifting squirrel to not get caught in 2017

[tiny-theif-blog]

2018

[acheatingliar-deactivated201606]

quick post to spread some info! i haven’t seen any posts on here with a complete breakdown of all types of security cameras you may encounter… well, this isn’t it either, but there are a couple that you should be able to recognize if you dont want to get caught. many stores use these covert cameras- i frequently see the speaker and motion sensor cams. please be careful everyone!!!

[acheatingliar-deactivated201606]

keep reblogging this for visibility please!! i would have been caught if i didnt know about the speaker cam

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

Things to lift:

🌿✨For Newbie Witches✨🌿

Candles in any sizes (white, red/orange, blue, green, purple, black)

Seeds!!

Small shallow dishes for offerings

Matches (lighters work too but matches are what I prefer)

Herbs!! (rosemary, basil, thyme, and lemongrass are some I can’t live without!!)

Flowers/Flower petals

Feathers

A cool journal for a grimoire

Cute pens and markers to draw in your journal with obviously!!

Assorted mason jars

A little cauldron (cast iron is best but metal will work too)

🔥✨Books for Reference✨🔥

“Book of Shadows” by Gerald Gardner

“Basic Witches: How to Summon Success, Banish Drama, and Raise Hell with Your Coven” by Jaya Saxena

“The Green Witch” by Arin Murphy-Hiscock

“The Modern Witchcraft Grimoire” by Skye Alexander

***DO NOT LIFT FROM WITCH SHOPS TO GET YOUR THINGS!!!!!!***

You can get stuff from big stores. I like Michael’s, they have a whole bunch of surprising things. Lowe’s is good for all sorts of plant things. You can get candles and stuff like that from the Dollar Tree. Don’t break the lifter code!!

If y’all have anything to add feel free (: Prosper, my sneaky little witches 🌱

[p00rgir1pro6s-deactivated202210]

Antis

Dear Antis,

You say that all of us lifters are terrible people, but you dont know anything about us. The large majority of us lift because we can barely afford food, let alone new underwear when all of the ones we have are torn and stained.

Ive gotta say, it seems like most antis are men, and to those men I ask: have you ever had to pay $40 for ONE bra? Have you ever had to pay $10+ for ONE pair of underwear? No? Thats what I thought.

You argue that we should all “just get a job” but our economy is in the crapper and jobs are just getting harder and harder to find. Not to mention child labor laws prevent perfectly capable minors from seeking out legal employment. On top of that most of us come from poor families. In order to get a job you must first have a good interview. And any job thats gonna pay the bills is not gonna look at someone in hand me down tee shirt thats either too big or too small and hire them. So how should we deal with that situation if lifting clothing is selfish and greedy and unnecessary?

You see us lifting multiple makeup palettes and say that we’re “not doing it out of necessity” but what you dont see is us desperately trying to sell them so that we can pay our electricity bill on time.

Just because its not food or water doesnt mean its not necessary. And just because you come from a silver spoon family doesn’t mean that everyone can “just get a job” and magically be able to afford $40 bras and new shoes when our old ones have 3 different holes in them.

You. Are. Ignorant.

[xxalienlifter]

like bitch… i get makeup as gifts for people because i’m fucking generous lmao. also sexist society forces women to wear makeup or else we’re unfuckable and not worthy of basic human respect so…..

[xxalienlifter]

also hi im gonna go get free money using my abusive exes vending machine scam are yall ready

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

What’s the scam? (:

[xxalienlifter]

get a 5 dollar bill, put tape on both sides with at least a 1 foot trail of tape at the end. go 2 a vending machine, put it in and let it register before carefully pulling it out. get ur stuff, and get change. bam, u doubled ur money and got free soda.

[xxalienlifter]

👏🏼U 👏🏼 P 👏🏼 D 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 T 👏🏼 E 👏🏼

this WORKED and paid for my sister’s test strips. i had to do it a couple times for the bill to take but it might have just been crinkly. then it was pretty smooth. i used the trick five times, got water the first two times, and the next i just pressed “coin return” instead because i couldn’t carry any more water. all in all i got 24 dollars back from the machine. so yeah, my sister’s not gonna die now, and i have some more water. life’s pretty stable.

[louseegoosey]

the holiday season is ur summer vacation

listen up, newbies!! from black friday (which is now basically also thanksgiving night) thru jan 2, most stores massively increase their LP. they bring in plainclothes LP, they bring in an entire staff of ppl to watch cams and apprehend lifters. i ran into walmart earlier to get some rolls and saw some hardcore ass dudes in black police shoes, buzz cuts, and neutral toned clothing. the stores you always had an easy time pinching from, that dollar store where ur 100% sure no one is ever watching those cams, don’t do it. seriously don’t. go without or become a hardcore coupon person for the next month. the bottom line is: IF U LIFT DURING THIS TIME PERIOD, UR ASKING TO GET CAUGHT. idgaf how good you are or how long you’ve been doing this or how fast you can conceal or what fucking ever. honestly. they are fucking hawks. hawks in the monitors. don’t play around with this shit. protect yourselves. live to lift another day.

[tiny-theif-blog]

late but people should realize