"If I may"

hi my name is dirt and im going to do what i want anyway. profreshional harrowhark simp and certified cat-girl appreciator. main sideblog: apopneumatism

[asitwasmemes]

https://linktr.ee/asitwasphotography

[gayvampyr]

[iosonomer-blog]

[remnantglow]

some mostly-handmade murderbot merch i wanted to share! :] (designed them myself + embroidered the Peri hoodie by hand)

[thememedaddy]

[sleepless-cavia]

[mamoswole]

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

[powersandplanetaries]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

[tinyatom]

everytime I come back to this fcuking webbed site, I send one message and at least 2 pornbots show up in my inbox?? Can you not?? how are you finding me, go away, you're not even hot.

[dusty21134]

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you're my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

[luv-vivi]

reblog to tellprev your their FRieedn??? Friend with them????? likes them????

[plenilune]

BREAKING NEWS: CAROUSEL BAT EXISTS

[viralthings]

Brother and Sister trying to race a train on their horse in Chiapas, Mexico

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

[ceekari]

the oranges holy shit

[soljos2023]

I’ll be using this screenshot constantly forever

[peach-pot]

if you keep liking my posts we’re gonna end up like this

[vigilantsycamore]

Dear sci-fi people:

Intergalactic means between galaxies

Interstellar means between star systems

Interplanetary means between planets

A conflict which is entirely confined to one galaxy and only fought by powers from that galaxy, over control of that galaxy, is not intergalactic

[ingdamnit]

Ok nerd

[vigilantsycamore]

you are on the nerd website

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[shedglitter-deactivated20250216]

Humans will use tools and technologies to bring such joy to creatures that could not experience such pleasure by themselves.

[whitepeopletwitter]