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[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

Tumblr: we want complex lesbian characters!

Pearl: [hates the Irish]

Tumblr: no not like that

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knew that one kid at school who pretended their uncle worked at the italian factory and invented pesto

[radiation]

[deusexlachina]

Guide to Softening Shrek

Shrek’s default state is “Hardened.” By choosing certain quest resolutions and dialogue options, Shrek can be “Softened:”

* In the conversation where Shrek says that ogres are like onions, tell him you see ogres like more pleasant things with layers. Either “ogres are like cakes” or “how about a parfait?” will soften, anything else will make softening permanently impossible.

* During the castle sequence, encounter but do not kill the dragon.

* In the conversation where Shrek tells your Donkey Fiona called him a “hideous ugly beast,” pick the options: “She wasn’t talking about you” and then “Somebody else.”

Results:

* A Softened Shrek will agree to let the Fairytale creatures live on his swamp

* A Softened Shrek can romance Fiona

* A Softened Shrek will remain friends with your Donkey in the epilogue

[rabdoidal]

twitter is having a normal one

[residentevildash-moved]

[maykitz]

finding out 2021 is a year of the ox via the sudden influx of anime cowgirls art

[ewaneneollav]

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

[bakwaaas]

this is how men speak to women

[rexim-djm]

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[angelicguy]

I traded your Playstation 5- or whatever you call that beastly machine- for a hearty cup of lentil soup. Now come, eat!

[foulserpent]

not to still be on this but the part of the db cooper case i especially love is that he intended to quietly declare his intentions by slipping a flight stewardess a note that was like ‘i have a bomb’, and like. he gave her the note, presumedly expecting her to read it right away and immediately begin to follow his orders. but she was thinking ‘ok its a desperate horny guy trying to flirt’ and didnt read it and dropped it in her purse and he had to like. quietly get her attention and be like “no please look at the note i have a bomb” like imagine being him in that moment. like it had to have been a little embarrassing. FAIL

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[professionalbeard]

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[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

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it’s always sunny in philadelphia but they talk like they’re in hannibal

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

Denim chicken? and if you are wrong, charlie?