Living the Dream: Welcome to the hotel Quitland... (Part 13)
Biker Quit basking in the glory of her wonderful partner Chicken Quit...they are such goals.
Hey...haven't I met you before? Maybe in the last episode of "60 of the same guy"?
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Part 14 is out!!!
Yesterday I was physically too busy to even check on Quitland...and I'm afraid that will likely continue for the foreseeable future. I actually for reals started my new job today (before I was just in-training) so my life is about to get a whole lot more busy...
But let's not dwell on the future! We're living in the NOW, and the "now" has a NEW QUITLING!!!!
So far we're two for two on male Quitlings...interesting.
Harper is pretty cute I won't lie, I'm definitely a fan of the "Quitling (given name)" approach.
I won't post the whole "baby growing up" cutscene like I did last time since its near-identical when the parents and child all have the same face. If you wanna see what the cutscene looks like with 3 Quits, go look at part 10. I will, however, post what is always my favorite image during the sequence:
Alright! Drum-roll please...the next Quitling of Quitland looks like.....!
This! He's seriously got a crazy haircut going on, but past that he's once again physically identical to the Quits. In fact, he's even MORE identical then Jo was...Jo has a unique voice that makes him sound quite different from the Quits, but Harper ended up having no differences in his voice and sounds identical to the Quits. I was pretty shocked...makes me wonder how exactly the game calculates changes between parent and child.
His personality is reserved thinker, so his whole aesthetic is green. We once again have a non-blue piece of housing...it's not quite as striking as Jo's pink, but I dig it.
I'll go ahead and post this now instead of later, here's Harpers personality chart and little quirks:
I freaking love the "blissful" one. It really makes Harper seem "no thoughts head empty" mode at all times. Especially with the wild haircut.
Anyways, just like Jo there doesn't seem to be any correlation between his personality and the Quits. Which really makes me think its just completely random so long as you don't tell the game to base it off of one of the parents.
OK, I was actually shocked by the amount of things that happened today even besides Harpers birth. It was a little bit of everything, so let's start with an update on the Church of Anti-Quit...
Mysterious boards have sprouted up all over Quitland...promoting the belief that big things will be hitting the island soon. Whats worse; Harper seems to have spotted something concerning...
A dark, shadowy Quit similar to the one on the poster spoke to him from within a trash can. Many people were talking about how the new Quitling might be affected by living within the Church of Anti-Quit, and it seems all of your concerns were valid...this mysterious character named "Start" is the one the Anti-Quits are worshiping...and they came to speak to Harper directly.
...But Harper must not have found their words, or the words of Quit 23, very compelling...
Despite being within the Church of Anti-Quit, Harper is completely uninterested in their leader, Quit 23. Whatever the Anti-Quit has promised Harper, he clearly didn't want it. Only time will tell if this is a good thing for Harper or not.
Phew, all this talk of big change and "worship" is pretty tiring. I can feel my hair falling out from the stress...lets go to more lighter topics...liiiike...ROMANCE!
Quit 51 had been crushing on 17 since...since...uhhh...I couldn't tell you. I don't really remember who either of these Quits are, sorry.
But hey! It feels like it's been ages since we got an actual new couple instead of just more crushes, so this is grea-
Oh...after some other Quit decided to crash the party, 17 just ended up turning them both down.
Oh come on, we've been here before...never once have I seen this actually wo-
OH. Well then! How swell! I guess 17 was charmed by 51s resolve? This is the third time a Quit has gotten a second wind like this but this is the only time its ever worked. We pray for 9 and his eternally broken heart every day...
Next I've got something big...bigger than the new Quitling even...the most hype moment of the day, no contest! It is my honor to show you all...this.
YES!!!!!!!!! QUIT 35 FELL FOR ANOTHER RANDOM QUIT!!!!!!! THE BEST ONGOING SIDE PLOT OF THE ISLAND!!!!!!
And that's not all, I've spoken about how [The Coin] is obsessed with 35 x 10, but today it seems as though [The Coin] changed their mind...because [The Coins] OTP is officially dead! 35 is no longer crushing for 10!
...wait, 17?!? Didn't he literally JUST get into a relationship? Like, a few paragraphs ago? Oh Quit 35...never change.
OK, next! Housing stuff, yay?
For that one guy who keeps waiting for Quit 7 to be relevant, I am pleased to announce:
We now have an official household for Quit 7 fans: the Seven Fandom! The Anon who's always asking me about 7 can be the founder alongside Quit 22. I'm so happy for you Anon. OK, this is technically from last episode, but I mentioned I almost forgot to talk about it and that I had to include it in this one too.
Original Quit just randomly decided to move out of his house, the Quansion. For seemingly no reason. RIGHT after he invited his partner, Quit 3, to live with him. He's seriously such a weirdo. He's been a weirdo since day one if we're being honest...
Alright, I'd like to end on another hype moment of the day...it's not another awesome Quit 35 moment...or a new Quitling...but it IS pretty spectacular if you ask me...
Gasp! Could it be...? Is...is Demon Quit FINALLY rekindling her relationship with the Ice-Cream Sandwich Society?
Long time readers will know what I'm talking about, but for the uninitiated: the Ice-Cream Sandwich Society was a group of 3 Quits who used to ALWAYS hang out in the early episodes of Quitland. The society is made up of a Quit in a demon costume, a Quit in a biker costume, and a Quit in a chicken costume.
Two of the members, Chicken and Biker, began dating a few parts back and have had a happy relationship ever since. But poor Demon Quit was left to the wayside...she stopped hanging out with the ICSS, and I theorized it was because she's lactose intolerant.
...But someone must've told her about lactose-free ice-cream, because she's BACK baby!
Now we just need her to befriend chicken Quit and the gangs back together! That red-dressed home-wrecker Quit seemed to be attempting to replace demon Quit in the group...but she's gonna have a good bit of trouble doing that now!
Alright to end off, here's a video of Jo having a compliment battle with his parent Quit 48:
Aw Jo...you're such a good kid! Although I'm kinda concerned by him wanting to "be" 48...seems like being around 60 clones of the same guy is putting its tole on him. That kid might need some therapy.
Anyways, Harper seems like a good kid too, I hope they become friends...its moments like this where I wish I could intervene and make them interact, but I must resist!!! I MUST!!!
Anyways now it's time for our favorite segment: silly images!
Is...is this an innuendo for something...?
She's doing yoga...EVIL yoga...
I haven't spoken about 40 much, but remember 23 founded the Church of Anti-Quit with 40...and their room is MEGA evil. Maybe 40 is the real mastermind...or, wait. Is the Anti-Quit even evil? We don't actually know what their goal is. Maybe I'm just being judgemental?
...wait...what?!? I'm ALREADY out of image space?!? Wow! This episode has been amazing, so much happened! I only got to include 3 extra photos...looks like the Quitlings and the Church of Anti-Quit are really giving me more to talk about, huh?













