Kitty Dump

I like coffee and memes. •She/her•

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[tinykittendumpster]

Sheesh

[booksandothersecrets]

Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into people’s phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day you’ll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe you’ll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[im-someone-i-guess]

knife under their throat

[ahecktonoffandomsinoneblog]

Gun to their back

[alonlyfangirl]

Poison in their cup

[barlicgred]

Youre all horrible

[irishyacinths]

Steal their watch

[iambecomeyourvillain]

tell them you’re gonna steal their kidney but go for the heart.

[yilinglaozuu]

Resurrect them

[im-someone-i-guess]

call them an investment

[naz-yalensky]

Take their jobs or better wear a blue ribbon

[fairylightsandrainydays-deactiv]

offer to read to them in a soothing baritone

[pineappletheatrekid]

Sword fight

[boy-in-the-stars]

be a really mysterious elf

[samagreeladki-deactivated202204]

MAKE THEM BELEIVE YOU HATE THEM FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

[trulythiam]

witchcraft

[tireddruid]

call them a prat or some insult you made up

[thebookluvrr1816]

Twist their arm behind their back, whisper into their ear that you’re the prince, and throw them in jail

[nextstopparis]

call them a royal ass

[thebookluvrr1816]

give them your mother’s sigil

[nextstopparis]

hold them in your arms because they asked you to and forget to let them go. ask them to stay

[thebookluvrr1816]

spend 1500 years of your life waiting for them to return

[anaxaboothill]

ask their ghost to teach your ghost how to play the flute to annoy the hell out of someone else’s ghost

[nikolailantsovstan]

buy them a ship

[janeslandrys]

tell them that you would have come for them and that if you couldn’t walk, you’d crawl to them no matter how broken they were and that you’d fight your way out together- knives drawn, pistols blazing- because that’s what you do

[when-wax-wings-melt]

rip out a man’s eyeball for them

[action-and-echo]

do them the great honor of acquiring them a new hat

[tinykittendumpster]

Stab their mortal enemy

[shutyourmoustache]

[tinykittendumpster]

Oh my god I wish this was me

[tinykittendumpster]

Did a lot of zoology today, test on 13th. Wish me luck :)

[spideyyeet]

Developing countries are not ‘developing’ but recovering from European colonialism.

[hilaritie]

[twinkly-asstrology]

The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

[tinykittendumpster]

As a cancerian, this is 100% accurate

[tinykittendumpster]

Literally everyone on tumblr posting aesthetic notes and books like HOW?? How did you even make them so neat?

Meanwhile, my notes 😂

[omghotmemes]

Press F

[tinykittendumpster]

F's in the chat y'all

[raven-shaman]

I have no words for this

[therealjacksepticeye]

Satan’s a cutie!

[nikky-on-the-moon]

*gasp* I'm telling gab! Hahaha jk

[tinykittendumpster]

Awwwwww, Satan!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[testicleexplosiongirl]

Overnight 24 hour challenge at museum( gone wrong?!?!)

[the-worm-man]

A CARTOON 🐰😳🙊CAME TO MY HOUSE 🚘🏠and KILLED MY BOSS!?!?! 🔫🐇😱(NOT CLICKBAIT)(GONE WRONG!!!)

[hello-im-not-a-possum]

MY PARENTS TURNED INTO PIGS WHEN WE MOVED?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[tinykittendumpster]

MY DOG WORKS FOR THE MI6 WHILE I COOK STEAK?!?!?! (REAL STORY NOT CLICK BAIT 😱😱😱😱)

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

I hope black women had a good day today.

[nomynameisrollin-deactivated201]

I hope black women smiled today

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

I hope black women laughed today.

[fuckyourstyl]

I hope black women felt beautiful today.

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

I hope black women felt cherished today.

[ladytranquility]

I hope black women felt valued today.

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

I hope black women felt loved today.

[anangryblack]

I hope black women can express their feelings today…

[sir-fucks-alot]

I hope black woman get the respect they deserve today.

[lyssamaxiscute-deactivated20180]

I hope black women accomplished a goal/overcame an obstacle today.

[trapp-n-poetry]

I hope black woman feel empowered today .

[gardnerhill]

I hope black women get paid what they’re worth today.

[thelovelyliterary]

I hope Black women experienced peace today.

[tinykittendumpster]

I hope black women slayed today 😊

[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[tinykittendumpster]

My love for tumblr will be forever undying

[lovinghk]

FREE HONG KONG. please stand with us. we are calling for support from the world. 

this collection of photo post is detailing what happened on Nov 12. help disseminate.

[tinykittendumpster]

Y'ALLLL

I just finished watching season 1 of demon slayer AND IT'S GOOOOD

PS- can anyone recommend more anime to watch?

[programmerhumour]

Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

[tealishfish]

I use Ecosia and let me tell you, Google has nothing on this search engine.

It’s easy to free up your cache and delete cookies. The option is immediately viewable in settings instead of hidden away in the alcoves of who knows where.

Unless you favorite a page, it automatically clears it after 7 days, which is awesome if you hate clearing tabs like I do.

They plant trees everywhere.

Ecosia updates you on their progress- not with annoying update notifications, but with a button you can click as you type up your search if you’re curious.

The tree count is shown just beneath the search bar.

It is an app too and only takes up 18.2 MB. That’s the equivalent of nine live pictures on your phone.

You can view your own tree count. Mine’s 2,475 trees. I have had the app for six months. Do you know how much acreage that is? It’s a heckin’ ton of acres.

It has a safe search mode that actually works.

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

It’s true!

[tinykittendumpster]

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