its called freefall

jj / ‘97

[pompomposting]

he has eaten an especially sour strawberry

[succumbing-song]

[gits-lits]

when the pony porn artists post applejack in an american flag bikini on july 4th

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[agiantnerdthefirst]

Headcanon that, past future arc, everyone hates/is uncomfortable standing to the left of Hajime because of the red eye. Hajime notices of course and decides to get green contacts to hide it for them but that makes everyone feel bad/worse for making Hajime hide something out of his control so now the contacts are only ever used when Hajime is in the middle of hating himself and doesn't want to look at his own eye in the mirror.

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

The word milf get's used so much in memes and funny posts so often that I keep forgetting that it's a very stupidly named porn term. Literally "mom I'd like to fuck". Why are horny straight men naming shit in the dumbest ways lmao

Might as well go with Mother I'm Sexually Attracted To at this point

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[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[holespoles]

"Shimmering night" by Inaslind.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[levia-san]

Based of the latest chapter of "The Unwritten Prologue" by @tsukithewolf

Please go check the fic out. It's a delightful read!

[junjaaa]

They dressed up all nicely for a party, but they just look like they’re going to get married…kdj has no idea, he’s just happy they agreed to accompany him

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[sovietnam]

[dogpuppy]

[ir-dr]

Day 3805 - 12 March 2026

Everything I do reminds me of you.

.//projectTiGER