[gailcarriger]

[comfymoth]

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

[comfymoth]

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“

[thatweirdnoise]

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[loveridden1999]

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

[loveridden1999]

look at these beauties [x] [x]

[forbittenromance]

I’m genuinely so obsessed with this depop listing. 5 intuitively cat chosen crystals. fabulous

[forbittenromance]

I keep repeating “5 intuitively cat chosen crystals” to myself

[forbittenromance]

[nic0draws]

And when the flavors mix?????? MWAH

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

Ive been thinking about this post again because we have such a perfect blend of haunted doll and apple pie face going on in this photo

[probuccalfat]

like honestly i’d have my autistic eboyfriend shoot my mom too if she named me gypsy. it wouldn’t even be about the munchausen’s for me because i’d be like oh this bitch set me up for failure from day one

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[o-craven-canto]

NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

your move, Hemingway

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[knifefightscene]

Anyone can be discarded by society

[knifefightscene]

People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy

[phantomsphorever]

Danger Days Remastered CD, 2026

[miss-mollys-ballet-blog]

Gerard Way being the quintessential older brother to Mikey during the B set at Wembley, July 10th, 2026.

[ittybittyvampires]