[tio-cosa3]

Vivo dentro de un tupper que está debajo de una roca, adentro de una cueva. Si me entero de algo es milagro.

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

au where Shane and Ilya hooked up before the game where Shane got injured, so when Yuna and David rush over to the hospital to see their hurt and unconscious son, they’re met with the sight of just..

SO many hickeys all over Shane’s neck and throat and shoulders

and they’re just like :0

????

Because ????? Their virginal hockey robot gentleman son who only dates movie stars has ?????? so many????? hickeys??? What do they even fucking do with this information???

I feel like sooo many things would happen here. Like, Yuna freaks the fuck out because

Shane has a girlfriend apparently

Shane did not fucking mention this apparently a girlfriend to her

no ndas have been signed

why isnt apparently a girlfriend here, at the hospital??

also why isnt eye bleach a thing holy fuck

I’m imagining Shane isn’t awake to also freak out in this scenario and Yuna and David decide not to bring it up til he’s sober, and because he never saw the damage (he and Ilya hooked up rightt before the game and were planning to meet up again later) he has no idea just how insane he looked.

so a few weeks later when Yuna tries to bring it up, he literally just tries to gaslight her like

“so Shane… when you got injured. Um. We noticed... Uhh... at the hospital we could see you had some uhh…. Some hickeys…”

“What?! No I didn’t!”

“um… uh, you definitely did...”

“mom… I literally have freckles, it was probably just that. Oh! And also I’d literally just fallen on the ice and also I just realised you know that laundry detergent I’m always complaining about?”

“no??”

“uhh.. well I definitely do!! And I definitely also have an allergy from it. So. It was probably just that. Oh and ALSO-“

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

Yuna and David vs The Real Shane

I really want to see more content featuring David and Yuna (especially Yuna) reckoning with the fact that they don’t really know the whole, real Shane.

because, he’s had this massive part of his life such a locked down secret for near a decade, and through hiding it, he’s repressed and hidden so much of himself too.

Shane’s tricked just about everyone who knows him into thinking he’s naturally this solitary, uninterested and reserved about his romantic life. For all David and Yuna know, he’s literally never slept with or dated anyone outside of his two month long relationship with Rose since his high school girlfriend.

it’s been ten years since then.

of course they think that performance is the real thing! Shane has always been in the closet, and he’s always been a repressed and introverted person. This is what everyone knows as Shane’s Normal. His truth.

so when Ilya comes into the picture and Shane relaxes and he makes sex jokes now, and they imply that he’s not just having sex, but also intense sex????

when they find out that for a long time Ilya and Shane were not in love… they were just having a secret purely sexual relationship ?????? Since 2009?!???????!?

OF COURSE they view the Shane that appears around and because of Ilya as a fake one!! As a Shane that’s being pushed to change himself!! Because he’s so different from the Shane they’ve known for the last decade.

so of course they, over the next few months, make sure to let Shane know that they of course support his sexuality 100%, but that they also loved how he was before too. And that he shouldn’t change himself for a relationship, that he should never let anyone pressure him into things he’s uncomfortable with.

they only become more concerned when Shane begins to pull away from them. When managing to pin him down for a dinner after a game becomes more difficult, and he stops immediately responding to their calls.

because now they see his social media being used to comment under Ilya’s posts about him as much as it’s being used to sponsor athleisure.

now they see Ilya and Shane openly playfighting on the ice, and then going to clubs???? After the games?????

this situation eventually climaxes in Yuna confronting Shane, concerned about Ilya’s influence on him and the fact that this can’t POSSIBLY be good for him because he’s behaving so unlike himself.

and Shane fucking SNAPS. he tells them how fucking miserable he was over those years, desperately in love with Ilya, but earlier, just a kid with a crush, just a kid hooking up for the first time, exploring new parts of his sexuality, and absolutely unable to talk about it.

because Shane wants to fucking talk about it!!! We see from the immediate “I prefer being the hole” the SECOND he comes out to Rose.

he was trying something new and scary and exciting and hot!! You think he didn’t want to tell his best friends he just hooked up with the hottest guy anyone’s ever seen???

and later on, you think he didn’t want to tell his parents about this guy he loved? You think he didn’t want to call them crying or asking for advice after Sochi?? Didn’t want to be showered in celebration from his parents when Scott Hunter came out???

keeping all of it a secret was fucking torture for him!!

he’s acting different now because he’s fucking happy!! He’s allowed to be happy now!!! And his parents are spending the whole time clucking disapprovingly at his excruciatingly hard earned happiness and his equally hard earned relationship with the love of his life!!! Of course he’s fucking avoiding them!!!

so I want them to have to reckon with the fact that they were so scared to imagine that their baby had been miserable for all those years that they accidentally tried to drag him back there.

just some food for thought because I’m clearly an emotional masochist lmao <3

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

in our quest to make Shane the king of hockey I fear we’ve forgotten that Ilya is Also the king of hockey…

like yes…. Shane may canonically be this much 🤏 better, but like…. it kind of destroys the entire conceit of the story if Ilya isn’t fingernail-biting-on-the-edge-of-your-seat-hair-sticking-up neck and neck with him.

so while I support everyone celebrating the power of autistic hyperfixation, it does everyone dirty when people pretend like Ilya isn’t also the other correct answer when someone asks “who’s the best hockey player in the world?”

like yeah, Ilya will party and fuck and drink, but remember, the show is only showing us that to contrast what Shane’s doing. He’s a pro athlete.

Shane may be fanatical about his routine and diet and knowledge about hockey but don’t PLAY with me if you ever met Ilya Rozanov irl you’d be calling the psych ward abt how intense he is about hockey.

I fear he just looks normal next to Shane, who’s an intergalactic level freak in more then just the sheets

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

while I 1000% support crackfic writers who write about Ilya spilling about their sex life, in reality I think that shit would be locked DOWN.

like, I think the only details the internet would get would be Ilya liking posts about Shane being a god in bed, into freak sex, that things get real wild after big hockey victories and that the rivalry was foreplay, etc

only stuff that’s funny and wild, but ultimately contains exactly zero details of their actual sex.

like yes, for all the sexy possessive reasons, and all of the privacy and ‘I share the internet with my in-laws’ reasons’, but also because of how Shane would be treated if it was actually known that he was a bottom.

It’s not super explored in canon, but cmon… Shane is a half Japanese gay man in hockey. Those are both two very loaded identities for an incredibly bigoted sport, and they come with a lot of really vicious intersectional ammo.

Shane would already hear so much about how Asian men are submissive and all of the other bullshit I refuse to write out, imagine how much more brutal it would be if there was actual confirmation that the stereotypes are on some level, accurate?

in that same way that homophobia would have hit so much harder for Shane after he was outed and knew that the other player MEANT it, all of that would be even more hurtful and degrading.

And so yeah, I don’t think either Ilya or Shane would EVER reference what positions or anything they prefer in bed anywhere near the public, because the public fucking sucks :((

[ilyasmole]

ilya's bisexuality really is such a vital part of his character and his identity and i Do get a little bothered when people (usually normies/straight people) just refer to him as gay bc he's in love with a man....but that's just my personal feelings as a #bi person

[ilyasmole]

ACTUALLY i'm adding onto this bc there's something i always notice in ep 6 that i wanna talk abt briefly, and that's yuna & david's faces when shane says "ilya likes both" - especially yuna

there's concern there. it's obvious. and it's SO common when it comes to bisexuality bc there's this huge and annoying misconception that bisexual people are unfaithful unloyal cheaters. and you can see it in her face as she processes the information that this is an immediate concern for her and for her son.

and now let's look at ilya's face

now he's concerned, because he knows he has to explain himself (which he does. he shouldn't have to but he does) and he's basically throwing out a hail mary to shane's parents that says hey, wait, no, i'm not gonna cheat on your son. i love your son. just because i'm bisexual doesn't mean i would hurt shane.

and this is something bisexual people deal with all the time btw. not just from straight people, not just from gen x & boomers, but from our own community too. it's incredibly exhausting. anyway i just notice this every time it makes my heart hurt a bit for ilya.

[heisoark]

I miss them

[fcbalding]

inshaallah it will happen

[userfpurteen]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[nolsdoods]

map of the world

[hymnism]

everyday i think about shut up soshite die

[televisionenjoyer]

[hymnism]

everyday i think about shut up soshite die

[ritahayworrth]

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

[ritahayworrth]

link to article

[cassiterite-tenring]

hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.

june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

[roycohn]

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

[untitledgoosegay]

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun