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[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[hundredyardclown]

scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

[floweramon]

This is an editted version of a classic Garfield poster:

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

THE WHITE GOO WAS IN THE ORIGINAL?!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[creepymutelilbugger]

the slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not even notice the taste of poison… the fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall

[important-animal-images]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

We kneel at the alter of greatness

[i-am-a-garganacl]

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF, LETS GO

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[tippistar]

heyyyyy evelyns girlfriend

as chris entered his and will’s shared college dorm he was met with a rather unexpected sight. will was sitting on the couch, hunched over and quickly typing on his laptop. he looked, in a word, terrified, tears threatening to fall.

Bad cat boy 🔫🔫 (I've been told this is about abortions)

[wtxdesertwalker]

[errantsquam]

[tippistar]

hello evelyns girlfriend

hello evelyn's Canadian

[tippistar]

sry, I prefer cocaine /j

[tippistar]

meow

miauuuu >:3

[birdblues]

Blunthead Slug Snake

[catgirl-kaiju]

my son Blunthead Slug Snake he has every disease

[tippistar]

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