Castiel Lalonde

Really just me fangirling, cosplaying, and ranting about things. also some anime. If you like fanfiction follow me on Wattpad at AstoriaMalfoy890 and please read my stories!! Any OTP you want I will do!!

[tipsy69gnostalgic-blog]

Harry Potter: I can’t believe Umbridge tried to pull that crap.

Hermione Granger: I can. She’s a horrible monster.

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Hetalia Heights, According to a Statistic Chart I Found

Australia: 178.4 cm (5' 10.2")

Belgium: 163.3 cm (5' 4.3")

Cameroon: 170.6 cm (5' 7.2")

Canada: 174 cm (5' 8.5")

China (PRC): 164.8 cm (5' 4.9")

China: 169.4 cm (5' 6.7")

Denmark: 180.6 cm (5' 11.1")

Estonia: 179.1 cm (5' 10.5")

Finland: 178.2 cm (5' 10")

France: 174.1 cm (5' 8.5")

Germany: 178.1 cm (5' 10")

Hong Kong: 170 cm (5' 7")

Hungary: 165.84 cm (5' 5.2")

Iceland: 181.7 cm (5' 11.5")

India: 165.3 cm (5' 5")

Italy - Middle & North: 176.9 cm (5' 9.7")

Italy - South: 174.2 cm (5' 8.0")

Japan: 171.2 cm (5' 7.4")

Korea, South: 175.26 cm (5' 9")

Lithuania: 176.3 cm (5' 9.4")

Netherlands: 184.8 cm (6' 0.8")

New Zealand: 177.0 cm (5' 9.7")

Norway: 179.9 cm (5' 10.8")

Portugal: 172.8 cm (5' 8")

Spain: 170 cm (5' 7")

Sweden: 180 cm (5' 10.9")

Switzerland: 175.5 cm (5' 9")

Taiwan: 159.68 cm (5' 2.75")

Thailand: 167.5 cm (5' 5.9")

Turkey: 173.74 cm (5' 8.4")

UK: 176.8 cm (5' 9.6")

USA: 1178.2 cm (5' 10.2")

Vietnam: 156 cm (5' 1'')

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Sweden: Finland.

Finland: yes?

Sweden: *bends down on one knee* *takes out a small box* will you...

Finland: oh my god.

Sweden: *opens box* assemble this ring with me?

Finland: ...*internal sobbing*

[geekytealover]

Germany, Italy and Japan are eating at a Chinese restaurant.

Italy: Ve, I love fortune cookies. What does yours say, Germany?

Germany: Well, let’s see- *opens fortune* “No man is an island.”

Japan: *Looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

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2p!Italy: Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the whole world the existence of the “League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!”

2p!America: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

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TEA

England: What tea would you like?

Scotland: I'll try... Green Tea mixed with Lemon Zinger.

England: Two teabags in one cup? We're not at a rave!

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Argument In A world Meeting

2p!Italy: I object!

2p!Russia: You're out of order!

2p!Italy: No, you're out of order!

2p!America:*mutters* This meeting is out of order.

2p!Netherlands:*stands up* The soda machine in the hallway is out of order!

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America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?

Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.

America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.

America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.

Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.

Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?

[Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]

Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?

America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.

Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.

America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.

[Germany runs into the room.]

America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?

Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.

Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.

Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.

Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

[perhapsarat]

Please, please, please draw up a comic about why Lily should hate Snape

[leviohhsa]

OH MY GOD

[writing-prompt-s]

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

[samdirector24]

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You didn’t see nothin’“

[samael]

quick someone add the picture of the badabing babadook

[aquitaine-hunger-force]

[samael]

thank you!

[chimcheese]

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me:

[dailyusuk]

[stunningpicture]

Two happy owlets

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

AHHHHHHHHH

[salithemage]

and they’re covered in snow so they’re moist owlettes

[theekraken]

Shut the fuck up

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pikachu is like Japan’s Mickey Mouse.

[rostheriveter-deactivated201709]

“we’ll talk when I get back” is the fictional equivalent of saying “I’m about to die with all information relevant to your plotline”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The world would be a lot greater if it wasn’t weird to wear capes in public

[phantastic-dan]

omg