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GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!
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All the Mister Global 2025 national costume are so cool, but the US and Puerto Rico ones are cracking me up so badly, like why did they do this them???
These are the other contestants just to show you guys how insanely out of place Mr.USA and Mr.PR was lmao
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Do they know. Do they know that they’re predators. Do they even know.
It's got eyespot-like patterns on its wings. From their perspective a hole in the universe just opened out of nowhere and something from Beyond was LOOKING at them.
So they panicked like Bronze Age shepherds confronted with an angel.
saw a funny post
sometimes you have to put your little guy in the Horrible Situation Factory so he can grow. i’m sorry little guy. it’s for the plot.
this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figurenof emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??
ppl not understanding fujos just ship for the love of the game and being belittled media literacy wise because they just like BL ships in a shonen genre is a sign of the recession btw LOL
a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
But make sure they weren't born in the same hospital because that's kind of like being related and that's incest.
Quick tips for writing rivals-to-lovers
༄ they insist they don’t think about each other. they lie. everyone knows.
༄ A* makes a snarky comment, B* responds with an even sharper one, and now they’re 2 inches apart like “say that again” with full eye contact. yeah. tension.
༄ constant one-upping. “oh you saved a cat from a tree? I saved a family from a burning building.”
༄ intense sparring sessions. the kind that are technically training but full of grunts, heavy breathing, accidental pinning, and unnecessary touching.
༄ "i can't stand you" but they know exactly how the other takes their coffee
༄ enemies forced to work together on a mission. only one bed. hate-cuddling. hate spooning. hate realizing it’s actually kind of nice.
༄ “if you die, I’ll kill you myself.” (said sincerely.)
༄ B* almost gets hurt and A* goes absolutely feral. later insists it was “just instinct” (sure, buddy.)
༄ petty insults but they remember everything about each other
༄ one of them has a detailed list of reasons the other sucks. also they keep the list in a very secure spot. also they reread it a lot. suspiciously often.
༄ jealousy. so much jealousy. “i don’t care who they flirt with” said while visibly vibrating with rage
༄ A* wins something. B* says “congrats.” it sounds like a war declaration.
༄ they call each other by last name. until the first time one of them whispers the other’s first name and it hits like a goddamn thunderclap
༄ they kiss once to “shut the other up” and it’s all downhill from there
༄ they argue so often and with such passion that everyone else assumes they’re already dating
༄ insult → smirk → “make me” → tension → regret → denial → repeat
༄ “you’re so annoying” but the voice is weirdly soft this time
༄ eventually one of them just breaks and says “i don’t even know when it stopped being fake. i just know i don’t want it to be anymore.” and then we all cry
i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it
Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer
My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy
one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered
oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder
Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs
this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though.
reblog to Italian season your pussy
Long before the introduction of color film, a Russian chemist and photographer named Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky used an innovative technique. He took three individual black and white photos, each through a colored filter (red, green, and blue), to create fully colored, high-quality pictures. The photo of this woman, taken by him, is around 107 years old!
No wait I looked this guy up and this shit’s amazing
It’s so incredibly humanizing to see people from the very distant past in such authentic color
And like. look at these landscape shots!! They’re so vivid!! Even aside from the historical value, these are just legitimately beautiful photographs
Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
Writers: It's asking to read your Google Docs and be able to 'summarize' things from them and such things. I just turned all mine off.
Flash Comics #13 - “The Creeps” (1941)
written by John B. Wentworth art by Stan Aschmeier
i could live a hundred years and i’ll never write comic dialogue this good
"Man, as an aromantic person, Valentines Day must suck--" WRONG! All my involuntarily single friends are moping. All my coupled-up friends are stressing about putting together an activity. I am having a perfectly nice day knowing I can buy cheap candy tomorrow.
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Someone living in Sweden during the Iron Age wore this cloak. Unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered: forensic analysis found the holes in the cloak match how stabs would have penetrated the folds of the cloak when it was being worn.
Dating to 360 to 100 BCE, is also the oldest known example of a houndstooth pattern!
Nothing I will ever write will ever be as good as “unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered”
How to turn off AI Training of your content on Web and Mobile:
On a Web Browser:
I had some trouble finding this option. My first instinct was to click the settings button on the left, but that's where it is!
First, you'll click the name of your blog on the left sidebar to bring it up on your browser.
Then click "Blog settings" on the right sidebar once your blog is brought up. That's where they're hiding it.
Click "Prevent Third-Party Sharing" under the Visibility section, and bam! You're done.
On Mobile:
Thankfully it's much easier on mobile. Just click the Gear icon on your blog's page, to go to settings.
Scroll all the way down until you see Visibility, then toggle the Prevent third-party sharing option for your blog!!
If you disable this setting on mobile, it automatically synced it to my web browser settings, too. ...But if you use both Web and Mobile, I would still highly recommend double checking that it actually turned off on both!!
Check that it's turned off on your side blogs too! And check your settings every now and then anyway to ensure that it's staying turned off, because if my memory serves right, some other websites will pull some shenanigans on things like this and opt you back in without telling you!
Leave Feedback on New Features at Tumblr Support Here!! Let Staff know however we can that having our content fed to AI at their whim is unacceptable.
And if you have the option to poison your art with Nightshade or Glaze, keep it up!!