a tired bean

♪ Fit check for my chaos era ♪ • Born in 1997 • Just stuff that I like • THIS IS NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG!

[tired-bean-gab]

Just a new post to pin for my art and writing stuff:

Art Blog: @tired-bean-arts

Ao3: a_tired_bean

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[princington]

[commission]

kiss me goodnight and stay

Mistletoe Mishaps: Rewind Repeat It by @danielleitloudernow

[andry-di]

I'm projecting because that's a lot of hair to manage and I would die

[andry-di]

The stranger I call mother.

[charredhoney-squared]

Polytrix Guardian Angel AU, where Zoey has two guardian angels (who bicker and compete with each other)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[ijaazat]

whether you celebrate holidays this season, or you’re stuck in a bad situation, or it is just the general air of the year end doom, i wish you have small moments of comfort and quiet, and you get to eat and sleep regularly. it is okay if you didn’t do everything you planned to, plans are just one path but there’s many ways to get to places. i wish care and warmth and rest for you

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[bornagainchristianbaby]

[aymmgreen]

lmao im actually so obsessed 😭

not ai btw. creator is a 3d artist

view post here

[t4ffyc4t]

New EJAE Outfit

How does she look stunning in EVERYTHING!?!?

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[wary-taru]

Cold night and warm company 💕🧁 with animal sweet buns!

My Kofi ✨ Comms Open! Donations appreciated!

[chaotic-bean07]

Soda Pop but make it Huntrix ✨️

Celine Kim blesses us with more KPDH art!

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[s-aint-elmo]

hands down the funniest fucking thing abt polytrix is the fact that if you want a photo or gif of just two of them, nine times out of ten you can only achieve this by cropping the other one out

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative