Tired and Fired Up

Emma /23/Cancer I reblog hella cute animals and garbage memes. Check out some of my faves in the tags 🠟🠟

[lesbagel]

last night i dreamt there was a new meme format among soccer moms that was exactly like the minion memes but with louise from bob’s burgers and they looked like this:

[taakoposting-deactivated2019091]

Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

[unclefather]

[lokis-little-mischief-maker]

And to think 11 years later it happened

[banderboucher]

[thislooksexpensive]

[cardboard-puppy]

this is literally what hieroglhyps were i think

[vmae]

I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name

[merethic]

[frevin]

hi, i’m moira rose, and if you love fruit wine as MUCH as i do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the daaaazzling peach cralllbapple to his riesling rioja. come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. you’ll remember the experience… and you’ll remember the name: herb irvling. ger.        bert hurngeif. irv herm,linger. bing liveheiger.      liveling.  bert herkert

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[unrestricted]

Cadet Kelly (2002), dir. Larry Shaw

[powerfulwizard]

Elementary school kids:

Scholastic book fair: this man tattooed himself to become a lizard

[birdloaf]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[presenteyesonyou]

Taron Egerton finding out what a bussy is has made my day

[prewars]

#he experienced the entire range of human emotion in those 11 seconds

[softsilksuggestion]

“it’s okay to say to people in your life ‘i need you to love me a little louder today.’” - karamo brown

[sexandtheastrology]

What patterns have y’all noticed in the people you tend to attract or be attracted to ? 

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

They don’t want me lol

[fuckyeah2000s]

mother of god

[disgruntledseagull]

imagine the humiliation of trying in vain to catch baby Shrek ‘cause you are too slow and clumsy and the whole world is watching as he crosses the finish line unharmed smh

[dare-i-say-asexual]

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

[tiredandfiredup]

@tearswxntcry we ghost wrote this

[nyahgust]