Oh Brilliant

Lior • 24 • She\Her • Israel •  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sugarpkts]

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

[sugarpkts]

[exeggcute]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

no matter how bad things get at least im not the guy that pushed the crowdstrike update that bluescreened all windows computers and grounded every flight worldwide. what a week

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

guys wake up y2k happened

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[jimmymcgill]

Severance (2022) 

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[somos-deseos]

“Robot Story” del artista: Vaskange.

“Endless Robot Feelings” melodía: Por Adrien Melano.

[kaijuno]

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[woodrider]

idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

[woodrider]

And the tea

[chaoticneutral4]

Credit

[only-tiktoks]

[rylandsgrace]

No one: ...

Donna, 2 seconds after meeting an alien:

[jacqcrisis]

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]