[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

That sure is a portent

[zvaigzdelasas]

Comrade Thunderstorm

[gentlemanvampire]

She is a poet

[roku13]

Comrade Thunderstorm strikes again!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?

yes, here is a baby oarfish 

[imaramennoodle]

that’s a BABY?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

boy howdy are you in for a treat! introducing, the Oarfish!

MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING FISH!

Not much is known about Oarfish. Their maximum length is debatable, though there are reports of specimen up to 56 ft long. They live at great depths, and are rarely observed alive. Here’s a relatively small one:

Slightly larger one:

aaaaand, little bigger:

Yeah. these children get long.  hold on a mo’, i might have a better photo

yeah. there we go. a few hundred lbs of Oarfish. like i said, length-variable. that one’s only about 28 feet though. so like, imagine that but double. 

look how excited everyone is. well, everyone but the fish. oh, fun fact! they can self-amputate up to 3/4th of their body. lizard style. 

Historically, Oarfish have been described as sea serpents, and are probably responsible for a fair portion of myths. In Japanese folklore, their appearance portends earthquakes. Though rarely seen, Oarfish live in every ocean. All around the world. Everywhere. No matter what coastline you’re on, they’re always there. Just a few thousand feet below water. Waiting.

Watching.

[flowerbleedme]

JESUS THAT WAS MORE THAN 1 ANXIETY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I AM A WHOLESALE PROVIDER

[valer1an]

hozier hits different when you’re gay and yearning and the world feels apocalyptic huh

[shortvideosandstuff]

[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[titsandtwosugars]

that fact made this even better

[unknown--user]

[16927]

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[aymerictheblue]

batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:

and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.

[foragoodtimecalltheredhood]

Alfred: she got a hyena 

Bruce: oh shit

Alfred: she named it after you

Bruce: Aww

[aymerictheblue]

this has been the only good addition to this post

[washingtongingerguy-deactivated]

[oliveoilbby]

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

[oliveoilbby]

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

[fandomnationwhore]

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[cloudfreed]

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

[darkphoenixsaga]

I CANNOT

[drst]

Heroines.

[silversoulwithlove]

Iconic

[processintegrated]

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[humorblr]

Misery (1990) Dir. Rob Reiner

[ohmy80s]

Misery (1990)

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[patrexes]

that’s a fantastic plan, honestly? i would 100% go sit at a bookshop, buy a glass of wine, and pick up the newest biography. 50/50 i’d decide to buy it after a couple chapters, and even if i don’t, that’s still money i spent at B&N!

[charlesoberonn]

They could host book clubs with food and drinks where one of the employees shares their experiences with a book of their choice and tries to convince the guests to buy it.

[themadcapmathematician]

Barnes and noble realizing the only reason people go to brick and mortar stores is for the experience and access to an enjoyable physical space they can socialize in (sure isnt for the price) and capitalizing on that is a stroke of genius and a really refreshing approach to the dilemma of competing with online stores

[sleepy-domme]

Slutty in theory but not in practice

[speedlimit15]

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site