Tired Nerd.

Regular stuff and Shitposts.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have recently learned about white lipped pythons, and now you shall too!

nature’s holographic editions!

they are good & excellent spaghetti hatchlings. please love them

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[soracities]

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

[soracities]

HOLD THE PHONE

[tuulikki]

Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.

So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together

But the point is that they invented fetch

[sierra-romeo-blog]

they made fetch happen

[joofers-the-red-deactivated2022]

Saw this screenshot on twitter

[professorsparklepants]

Sending my sworn knight on a quest to kill the CEO of Exxon mobile

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

[just-korey]

I’d watch this religiously

[hoaxghost]

small guide to my emoticon usage

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[fiendir]

*cartoon SPROING noise*

[luisonte]

La vida siempre te puede sorprender, aunque tengas 79 años

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[love-is-the-cure]

Gay weddings from different cultures

[jaubaius]

Secret society meeting

[petermorwood]

Just after the induction of the most junior member.

[julieterbang]

maumau.thecartooncat

[scary-numbers]

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[trashboat]

[chewedcorn]

This is *supposed* to be a statue of the Virgin Mary from a sculptor named Maria Scanu

[orangebitters]

[momolive]

The laws of physics don't apply to goats...

[alex-penumbra]

[solidsmax]

Nagoriyuki - Guilty Gear Strive

[bisexualwario]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

[bogleech]

I laughed at this edgy water the first time too, they sell it at our corner store, but the can tells you the story and yeah it is more eco-friendly than bottles. All water should switch to cans. I feel like water tastes better from metal packaging anyway.