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I'm not really here that often anymore, but youre welcome to stick around. 

[queerbeerz]

I am screAMING

[sweetoothgirl]

Slice and Bake Candy Corn Cookies

[sweetoothgirl]

BROWNIE DIRT PUDDING

[anxietyproblem]

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is

[flamingrainbowzofawesome]

The Evolution of a Meme

[shpore]

how could u forget…

[wulfgurlz]

the holy trinity

[emmaburrito2]

You remind me of them back then~

[seiphirai]

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

[thestraggletag]

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

[ourladyoflace]

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

[verifiefangirl]

I’m deceased 😭😭😭

[sweetoothgirl]

PUMPKIN DUMP CAKE

[sweetoothgirl]

FRUIT SALSA WITH CINNAMON CHIPS

[sweetoothgirl]

APPLE PIE FILLING

[witchesgrove]

I deeply desire a Victorian glass greenhouse with all kinds of flowers and herbs, air ferns hanging from all places, and a trickling water fountain to create an atmosphere of serenity.

[eggsquad]

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

[mcish-deactivated20140919]

can the guy who brought it in let me raw him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carrionkid]

like. objectively. living in that time period would SUCK but victorian stuff is so, so, sexy. i want to be sent off to boarding school because i’m too rowdy in an attempt to make me stop embarrassing my family only to enter into a tempestuous love affair with my roommate before drowning in the grounds lake.

[shencomix]