Peter B Parker

indie Peter B Parker // crossover-OC friendly // sfw // penned by Vi

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[tiredspidey]

Are you still trying to get back with MJ? Why? She might've moved on, pal. She's pretty enough to attract the attention of another person who isn't past their prime. (manipulative anon meme)

"You don't think I know that? It's just- I left so many things and I gotta tie up those ends. Even if I can just apologise to her!"

A pause.

"...Why would you even say that?"

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse manipulative Anons.

Try to start a fight between them and another muse, try to dissuade them from doing something important, talk them into something dangerous. Have fun!

[memetaped]

spider-man: into the spider-verse taken from the 2018 movie.

you on your way. just keep going. 

i love you. you don’t have to say it back, though.

look, sometimes people drift apart. and i don’t want that to happen to us, okay?

this is my fault.

our family doesn’t run from things.

i don’t think you have a choice, kiddo.

look, call me when you can. okay? i love you.

we all have powers.

you’ve got to say “i love you” back.

got a lot going through your head, i’m sure. you’re gonna be fine.

hey, bud. you okay?

please open the door. (name), i can see your shadow moving around.

i’ll always have my family.

i’m sorry. i can’t do this without you.

hey, it’s okay. we’re gonna figure it out.

they’re counting on me.

you can’t think about saving the world. you have to think about saving one person.

of course you can stay.

i see this spark in you. it’s amazing. it’s why i push you, but… it’s yours. whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.

i let you down, man, i let you down.

mom, i’ve gotta go.

yeah, i’m okay. you’re probably busy, so…

how am i supposed to save the whole world?

(name), you’re gonna get yourself killed.

can i sleep here tonight?

that’s all it is, (name). a leap of faith.

look, i know i don’t always do what you need me to do. or say what you need me to say, but i’m… i see this spark in you. it’s amazing. it’s why i push you, but… it’s yours. whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.

one thing i know for sure: don’t do it like me. do it like you. 

i wanna do what you asked. i really do. i’m sorry.

(name), the hardest thing about this job is… you can’t always save everybody.

[tiredspidey]

Sorry for the absence!

Life got busy.

[ambulocetuss]

Ko.fi sketches available!

https://ko-fi.com/I2I76GW6

Hi all :)

I am opening sketch and speedpaint commissions through ko.fi

1 ko.fi will get you a headshot sketch

2 will get you a half body

(Refer to above example)

4 will get you a full body sketch

(Anatomy reference only)

And 5+ will get you a speedpaint headshot!

Just make sure you message me here if you donate so I can get the drawing going!!

I will draw:

Humans

Gems

Animals/anthro

Monsters

Androids

Basic mecha

Light gore

Soft vore

I will NOT draw:

Complicated mecha

NSFW

Hard gore

Hate art

Violence against minors

Demons/demonic imagery/symbols

Aliens (as in the Roswell ones)

REBLOGS >>> LIKES

[tiredspidey]

Please be okay we care about you! ❤️

I'll be okay ♡ Thankyou so much nonnie)

[tiredspidey]

Hey, sorry I've been quiet.

Been in a bit of a depressive funk lately.

I'll be ok soon.)

[tiredspidey]

Sorry for the absence, I've been gaming)

[yflyu-archives]

Peter B. Parker from Into the Spider-Verse loves you unconditionally!

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

[tiredspidey]

(Been playing New Vegas all night, first time playing it.

It's 1:30 AM and I'm laying here feeling sick and disturbed at what Ceaser's Leigon did to a town of fictional people. I gotta stab that group in the back many times.)

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles: “Maybe you should focus on your own health, when’s the last time you had a carrot?”

Peter B Parker: “Well, it’s my least favourite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.”

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles: “Peter, what are you doing ?”

Peter B Parker: “I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable”

[piwiskiwi]

this has probably been done a million times over but my being is comprised of old memes and art block so 

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[tiredspidey]

I sleep)