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[ddddozer-blog]

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[burgerbingbootbettuce]

the entire video is a goldmine of potential blackwatch moments. 

this is for anon :)

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[philhollywood-was-here]

OH WOW

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[fyeahdisneyatlantis]

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 

Origin: Atlantean 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

[afallenwolf]

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by  Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon. 

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[rustboro-city]

idk how to tell the op this but her boyfriend is definitely a vampire with lingering resentments

[washingtonhound]

I am a responsible dog owner and I only teach Echo practical tricks

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[dr-archeville]

D&D Player Mods Hundreds Of Monsters Into Playable Characters

Your bread-and-butter Dungeons & Dragons party won’t include a manticore, a gargoyle, a hyena or a sentient fungi, but maybe it should. One D&D player spent a year and a half converting every single creature in the D&D Monster Manual into playable characters, and now players can live out their dreams of being a great fire beetle who slays dragons.

Your bread-and-butter Dungeons & Dragons party won’t include a manticore, a gargoyle, a hyena or a sentient fungi, but maybe it should.  One D&D player spent a year and a half converting every single creature in the D&D [5E] Monster Manual into playable characters, and now players can live out their dreams of being a great fire beetle who slays dragons.

There are hundreds of monsters in D&D’s Monster Manual, many of which don’t really lend themselves to the Lord of the Rings-esque adventures that traditionally star humanoids.  Most dungeon masters won’t let players stray too far from that model.  It’s hard to wrap a plot around a rag-tag team of dire bats and oozes, and it’s hard to make sure a party’s stats are balanced when it contains both a faerie dragon and a mastiff.

Creator Tyler Kamstra’s new 283-page homebrew mod “Monstrous Races” offers ways for players to embody any of D&D’s monsters using stats, role-playing notes and everything else you’d expect to see listed next to the “Human” race in the D&D Player’s Handbook.  To play a basilisk, for example, players can attempt to petrify a creature with their gaze as an action.  This is helpful, since basilisks don’t have hands, rendering them incapable of holding a sword.  To play a banshee, or an undead spirit of a female elf, Kamstra recommends that players covet beautiful objects and remain within five miles of anywhere the banshee lived while alive.

This “Monstrous Races” mod is the sort of wonderful thing that, back in D&D days of yore, would exist as a titanic document in some far-flung basement, only to be enjoyed by a handful of players.  We can at least thank the internet for giving us playable purple worms.

Oooh

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[dykerory]

Griffin, tears in his eyes: Justin, please stop making up NPCS in keplar I’m begging you

Justin, in his mild, West-Virginian Duck Newtown Voice: My town now motherfucker

[filmsteria]

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The results will be announced on March 25, 5 winners will be selected randomly! Good luck!

[cmw-arts]

Reblog if this sweet boi and everyone he and his friends are connected to has ever made you cry

[feelthesarcasm]

Kingdom Hearts fans may only ever be able to celebrate out in the open every 5 or so years but when we rise from our shadows, we are a force to be reckon with.

So for your sanity, there a few things you should know if you ever encounter a Kingdom Hearts fan.

1. Listen! The story absolutely makes sense okay? You just gotta take a deep breath, maybe bring a flow chart, play all the games in a specific order and constantly think about the context of every scene. It’s all one big circle, trust us!

2. Kingdom Hearts 3 is actually like Kingdom Hearts 9 or something. All the games are canon and important so don’t you dare make us choose which ones you “really need” (okay maybe skip re:coded)

3. We get very emotional when we see trailers or even hear Hikaru Utada’s voice. Sometimes screeches come out too.

4. Shotlock, Flowmotion, Drive Forms, Summons mumble mumble. Lets us ramble to you about all of these mechanics even if you don’t understand shit.

5. Everyone is a main character and indispensible in our universe. And we want them all to be playable.

[moonlight-monster]

Y'all know I’m not wrong.

[cmw-arts]

I feel like I could swap their places and it would still work.