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Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

ourspecial

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.

whitepeopletwitter

istanbul-not-constantinople

behold…

absolute unit

istanbul-not-constantinople

dankmemeuniversity

moniquill

Accurate

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ghostheather-deactivated2020051

au where pennywise appears in derry, northern ireland instead of derry, maine. IT’s just the derry girls beating the shit out of a clown.

ghostheather-deactivated2020051

pennywise: heya kiddo. wanna come play with me?

michelle, punching the shit out of him: CATCH YERSEL ON YA WEE FUCKER ILL PLAY WAE YE ALRIGHT

deanplease

catchymemes

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

heatandapathy

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

castle-engineer-deactivated2019

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

fairygothprince

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

littlecofiegirl

All I see are Good Pupps.

bamfcoyotetango

@yawpkatsi

urhajos

Caught in the act, Dick van Duijn

royalxiii

I would also like to know who did this!

cloverture

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

cloverture

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

lyrslair

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

will-o-the-witch

Exactly what I was thinking?? I love this???

(Edit: Accidentally reblogged this to my main so now I gotta make it witchy lol. But imagine the potential uses for this in a ritual setting. Rags to riches? Sad/nervous to empowered/confident? Mourning a loss to celebrating life again?)

hailqiqi

For some reason Deserts Chang to Pablo Lopez hits up Grease and the Doc McStuffins Theme Song on the way.

#reference

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island-delver-go

Look at this perfectly (mis)timed shot

Look at this goofy goggly boi

lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072

I literally could not interpret this image for several seconds as anything but cadtoonishly bulging eyes

shittycryptids

bigfoot, but fully shaved

beefwizard

mr clean

gplantman-deactivated20211011

posts like these are why I have anxiety

devilishdescent

with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.

devilishdescent

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.