@titsconnoisseur - Tumblr Blog

viven en un country andan en BMW para arriba los fines de semana se cogen a las mejores minas morfan bien todos los días el día anterior al partido, durmieron tranquilamente en un hotel 5 estrellas y se rascaron la verrrgaaaa durante 24 horas sin hacer nada, jugando al pin pon y al pool y a la play juegan al futbol todos los días de su vida. los botines? 6000 dólares, 5000, no sé cuanto salen, ponele 3000 mangos, 4000 mangos están vendados por un kinesiólogo están bien comidos están bien entrenados las medias que son las que no te cortan la circulación, los pantaloncitos que son los de los huevos que no te raspan los huevos, la camiseta te estira la espalda, es la que no transpira que sale 800 pesos, no sé cuanto sale una camiseta para jugar al futbol la pelota es perfecta! perfecta! 120 euros. inflada con un barómetro a 8 bares la cancha no tiene un solo pozo el arco tiene 7 metros 20 por 2.40 te aplauden cuando salís a la cancha LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE NO SABES PARAR UNA PELOTA LE VAS A PEGAR AL ARCO Y DESDE EL PUNTO PENAL LA TIRAS A LA MIERDA LE VAS A HACER UN PASE A TU COMPAÑERO QUE ESTA A UN METRO Y HACES ASÍ Y SE LA PASAS MAL!!! HIJO DE PUTA ESO ME PUEDE PASAR A MI CON ESTA PANZA!!!!!! NO A VOS!!!!!!!! Y VOS OTRO BOLUDO QUE VAS Y LE PAGAS LA ENTRADA COMO UN PELOTUDO Y TE CAGAS DE FRÍO Y DECÍ "DALE ME DALE XI DALE CO DALE TRI" PUTOOO, BOLUDO SOY RE PIJA PORQUE VOY A LA CANCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

pudulogy

Julián bouncing on it crazy style

manuciruja

julian bouncing on it crazy style por favor ayudanos

superhelldeactivated

You're joking but I'm literally going to get gay railed after el partido. Puto... y Argentino🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷

DEPLOYANDO EL ASK DE PUTO Y ARGENTINO. DEPLOYANDO LA FUERZA DEL COITO HOMOSEXUAL. AHORA MÁS QUE NUNCA. SEXO. ESTUVE DÍAS GUARDANDO ESTE ASK. SI GANAMOS OJALÁ TE GARCHEN EXHAUSTIVAMENTE ANON

televisionenjoyer

ES EL ASK QUE SIEMPRE DA ALGO MÁS

televisionenjoyer

Vengo a pedirte de nuevo...

manuciruja

basta esto es lo más anti fútbol que existe matenme

transmetropolitan

Postea a este Messi ganzero de la suerte para anular mufa y traer prosperidad

[DI: Messi, el mejor jugador del mundo, con ropa de entrenamiento de la selección argentina, usando su mano izquierda para acomodarse el terrible pedazo de 47cm que guarda entre las piernas]

jlaudio

REBLOG SEXO HOMOSEXUAL ENTRE EL CUTI ROMERO Y LICHA MARTINEZ FOR HOPE AND PROSPERITY

superhell

put the BALL . into the NET. argentina listen to me. score a GOAL

ilynpilled

i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now anyways but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

sparklyeevee

I can't speak for anyone else, but I have a tendency to scroll Tumblr with my eyes out of focus, and the destiel confession format means I usually, y'know, notice when a post is conveying big, serious news.

treecitysessions

Why don’t you just read the news

almaprincess66

Do we really wanna turn the Destiel confession meme into a moral dilemma and police on who and in what way can express their shock or feelings towards a world event that happened in their lifetime? Really? On tumblr of all places?

ilynpilled

yes, i think ppl living in the imperial core should stop engaging with the world like it is a tv show. all i am personally telling you is to reflect and interrogate why your first impulse is to try and get a hit post with this format the moment that you hear about another development in something with as much gravity as this. it demonstrates such a ghoulish level of irreverence and dehumanization towards the populations that are the victims of the very hegemony that you reap the benefits of. i am sorry but i do not care about your “coping” justification here, it holds no water when you are not the one who is actually impacted. all you are doing is trivializing these things

loopsnboucles

Toptyzhka - Fyodor Khitruk (1964)

fairycosmos

you could go back but there is nothing and no one waiting for you there. LOL

blackleatherlesbian

jb-blunk

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

jb-blunk

I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand